Would you rather...

Discussion in 'U.K.' started by Iago, Jan 5, 2005.

  1. Iago

    Iago Member

    Would you rather have wooden teeth or wake up everyday in felixstowe?
     
  2. ArtLoveMusic

    ArtLoveMusic Senior Member

    whats felixstowe?? and is there woodworm??
     
  3. Iago

    Iago Member

    Here are some people having a good time in Felixstowe
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    Oh! Look out! Here comes the man with wooden teeth!

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    I wouldn't like to meet him in Topshop.

    NOW CHOOSE!
     
  4. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

    can i choose a cupboard?
     
  5. Iago

    Iago Member

    No, the following options available are.

    "Would you rather have wooden teeth or wake up everyday in felixstowe?"
     
  6. showmet

    showmet olen tomppeli

    Can I choose to be followed around everywhere I go by moths?
     
  7. Iago

    Iago Member

    Sure you can, after you've chosen between wooden teeth or felixstowe.
     
  8. Lozi

    Lozi Senior Member

    so i can choose to have wooden teeth and be in a cupboard? can i take them out in the cupboard or are they attached?
     
  9. Iago

    Iago Member

    The wooden teeth are in replacement of your own teeth, and so correspond to the physical laws of your present chompers. In most cases they are attached. After the initial decision free will prevails and you can do whatever the hell you like, sit in a cupboard, drink a cup of tea or even lie under an ice cream van.
     
  10. Claire

    Claire Senior Member

    i'd take wooden teeth everytime.... or death
     
  11. Iago

    Iago Member

    Round of applause for the first person to decide! Well done claire!
     
  12. mart_182

    mart_182 Member

    i'd totally have the wooden teeth, with those mighty gnashers you could chomp through anything! steel, granite, jam, you name it! plus those happy looking hellraisers in felixstowe look a bit too wild for me. i suppose i could munch through their crazy parties with my wooden canines and bring justice to the hedonistic demons (and all the buggers in burgess hill, just cuz they deserve it), but no, that would be wrong wouldn't it... at least that's what my doctor says:confused:
     

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