Would You Rather

. . . wear a bikini in the snow for a day, or a snowsuit in 100* weather for a day?

 

What if you're a guy?

 

Exact same rules apply. No exceptions.

 

Just to protect my skin from harmful UV rays I would prefer to wear the snow suit in 100* day. Plus I would sweat out a lot of impurities in my arteries and skin so a easy day of free detox would be good too. Of course I'd just need hydration.

 

Whichever form of torture I opt for I'm going to spend the whole day wishing I'd picked the other, then die of hypothermia or heat stroke.

 

Not if you practice proper hydration techniques.
and so far they haven't commented on that rule.

 

Listen, I forgot mention I have a hangover accompanied by irregular toiletry habits so you might want to reconsider the whole exercise

 

I'm with Irminsul.

Snowsuit

10lb of water weight loss would make me look good for my wife for a day. Might even possibly see a 2 pack of abs.

 

I think both would probably kill you. Heat stroke sounds a tiny bit better than frostbite. Mayhe. I dunno, anyone ever died of either and can offer advice on which to choose?

 

some people have shed their clothing while suffering hypothermia ..

 

naw, heat stroke would be a miserable way to go, convulsions, puking, shitting, etc.. Freezing to death you simply fall asleep and never wake up

 

Sound advice, hypothermia it is!

 

I opt for watching tv instead of answering this question, just posting to take up useless space.

 

The main advantage of freezing to death as opposed to boiling to death is if cryogenic reanimation became a real thing before your cadaver is discovered you at least stand a small chance of survival.

 

but if it was just a day i doubt death would result, and instead you would just be missing toes from the cold where as you will be all in one piece from the heat

 

i feel like snowsuit survival is slightly more likely. as long as you can find a water source, just keep soaking yourself and it might keep you just cool enough to get by. with the bikini, you either need to build a fire, which you would probably have frostbite by the time you got it built, or you could bury yourself in the snow and probably be alright, but that still might get you frostbite in your extremities.

of course, the one big loophole i see is the existence of fake snow. for my senior class trip, we took a day trip to go skiing in late winter, when it ended up being unseasonably warm. so the ski resort put a bunch of fake snow all over the hillside, but we were skiing in short sleeves. i think i could have gotten by in a bikini that day, as long as i stayed active.

 

ok how about

Would you rather lose your sex organs forever or gain 200lbs for the rest of your life?

 

^ can i gain the 200 lbs in my sex organs?

 

Snowsuit

And I'd probably rather lose my sex organs than gain 200 pounds. Eeeeek, what does that say about me?

Ok, would you rather.....

Break the heart of someone you are head over heels in love with or have your heart broken by someone you are head over heels in love with?

 

Easy, have my heart broken. It hurts way more but hurting isnt as bad as the guilt of hurting someone else