Would you rather

Coma, no question.

Would you rather be scalped with a dull, rusty knife or have your genitals surgically removed under anesthesia?

 

Have my genitals removed.


Would you rather work behind the same desk doing the same mundane shit for the next 30 years, or do a job where you could potentially face death and/or personal poverty everyday but enjoyed doing?

 

Potentially face death and/or personal poverty every day.

Would rather help Charles Manson escape from prison or Ted Kaczynski?

 

I'd do the coma, time would pass quicker.

Would you rather drink the sweat wrung out of a t shirt someone been sweating in for a week or eat a half dozen rotten eggs?

 

Ted Kaczynski

same question as #164

 

I guess the sweat because I wouldn't get food poisoning

Would you rather be morbidly obese and bed ridden or have one arm and one leg amputated?

 

one arm and one leg amputated, life is way too valuable to waste in bed

would you rather be in Star Wars, or Lord of the Rings?

 

Im sure there's a Lord of the Rings type of planet in Star Wars so I'll be in Star Wars and have both.


Would you rather be responsible for conceiving Hitler or be the person to first introduce HIV to the world's population?

 

Conceive Hitler, he was just a man.


Would you rather have someone throw darts at your chest for an hour, or swim with great white sharks for 10 minutes without a cage?

 

darts I guess since you didnt mention if they were toy plastic ones




would you rather eat raw seal meat or cooked moose tongue

 

raw seal meat


would you rather go on a one way mission to Mars, or find out somehow that no matter what you do, you will die in one month. You won't know how, or why.

 

if i really had to pick one..i guess id go for drool..that way i dont have to sort through guts

 

are eating cow mushies an option, if so, i think ill opt for that...mmm just like chips!

 

or right next subject..well looking at the chance of life on mars..seems like its the same either way you go

 

Usually in this game one answers the above question and then asks a "would you rather" question of their own

Welcome to hip forums

 

I'd go to mars, have an adventure before dying

Would you rather have George W Bush as a president or Richard Nixon?

 

What a choice, I'd have to go with Nixon.

Would you rather lose your sight or the use of your hands?

 

Hands.

Would you rather have your anus raped by a well endowed Somoan with hot sauce as lube for 10 minutes or skin a really cute puppy alive?

 

Bizump

 

Skin a puppy, with no regrets if its a damn purse puppy.


Would you rather have leftover turkey for turkey sandwichs or leftover stuffing and mash potatoes with gravy the day after thanksgiving?