Would you rather

I Thought It Was A Question.............



Cheers Glen.

 

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Would you rather speak in paradox your entire life or be mute?

 

you answered the question but then forgot to ask one of your own for the next poster


get with the program ya old geezer :wheelchair:

 

mute...and Id prefer every one else mute too


would you rather lose the use of both arms?..or both legs?

 

hmm legs.

Would you rather fall down from the tenth story floor and make it alive, or fall/float up to the tenth floor and get called a witch and shot and almost be killed?

 

Fall down ten floors


Would you rather eat a live toad of get a tattoo of the words "I'm a homo Nazi" on your chest?

 

I'd get the tattoo, but in an old language no one ever speaks any more.

Would you rather drink a strangers urine, or chew some gum found on the floor...?

 

gum from the floor


would you rather be raped by a dolphin or attacked by a moose?

 

attacked by a moose.

Would you rather have to stand still and have 10 seven year old throw baseballs at you or 10 seventy year olds throw baseballs at you?

 

10 x 7 year olds... i don't think they have as much strength as the 70 year olds

would you rather eat vegetables that have gone off or spiced off meat?

 

The off meat...but i would vomit for sure...i cant eat 'off' anything..

would you rather have to slaughter a cow or beat up a friend

 

beat up a friend, easy decision


would you rather receive a seven second needle in the eyeball or change 500 diapers of infants and elderly folk?

 

beat up a friend have pretty much already done it.

Would you rather live in the forest or in the mountains without any contact to the outside world?

 

diapers


See post above...

 

live in the mountains, the woods freak me out after awhile.


Would you rather make out with a 350 lb adult pig for 10 minutes straight, or go one three minute round with a professional heavy weight boxer?

 

Mountains.
Would you rather live in the clouds, or in the belly of the planet, in this scenerio you are immune to anything that could naturally kill you there?

 

heavy weight
see above ^^

 

Clouds for sure.

Would you rather have 3 drops of H2SO4 placed directly on each eyeball (restrained from blinking) or submerge your hands in a deep fryer for 10 minutes?

 

deep fat frier.... cos then i get to eat them

kill and eat your best friend in a survival situation or eat parts of yourself?

 

Kill and eat best friend.

Would you rather be strapped in a straight jacket and cerebral machine like clockwork orange once a month or forced to fight once a month in fight club?