Would you rather

prefer my own shit... yup....

would you rather get in a bath with flies floating in it, or spiders? (they all dead because it's a hot bath)

 

Flies but both of those sound pretty yucky.

Would you rather eat at an all you can eat salad bar or an all you can eat potato bar?

 

the salad bar...I watch my starch LOL


....would you rather be a siamese twin joined at the head and fully functioning


or a paraplegic but your ''bits''work fine

 

paraplegic

would you rather be locked in a padded cell for 48 hours and forced to listen to
Britney Spears or The New Kids On The Block?

 

Definitely britney spears, I'll be willing to take my torture further and have her sing in that padded cell with me

Would you rather walk the plank or would you rather be walk to being hung?

 

walk the plank.... that's just jumping into the sea isn't it? is it?

if you were a pirate, would you rather be a nice pirate (jack sparrow) or a dastardly one, (bluebeard)?

 

Bluebeard yaaaaaaaarrrr

I'd be looking to pillage, rape and steal all the treasures on the sea with my wooden leg.

Would you rather be an executioner operating a guillotine or an executioner operating an electric chair?

 

the guillotine...

boils under your eyebrows or on yer bum?

 

On the bum, out of sight.

Would you rather be a talking gecko with a british accent or a talking chiuaha with a mexican accent

 

gecko...they surf

would you rather be reincarnated as a barn cat or a mountain goat

 

a barn cat, goats are dumb

Would you rather skateboard in the x games or ski in the winter olympics? (assuming you could do both obviously)

 

skate board...more babes for sure...and i dont think the x games test for drugs...........great question though


would you rather have awful stinky feet or a third nipple

 

def a third nipple!.... then triplets would not be a problen at all...

would you prefer to have all your babies at the same time, (as in triplets) or one at a time?

 

No babies in any shape or form.

Pull your fingernails off, or never have sex again?

 

I bite them short anyways so Ill take the nail pull


would you rather have sex with me...or with Rollingalong

 

definitely rollingalong...he is so dreamy


it was a good try though Bbad...notice no one else wanted to answer that question?...we are both huge losers lol


would you rather have a face tattoo or a huge nose...like really huge...elephant in the room huge...the tattoo is also good sized but can be anything

 

No Thank You....

No Thank You....

I Admit To Being Desperate, BUT, Not That Desperate Just Yet....


Cheers Glen.

 

Id take the tattoo and just ask the guy to match the skin color





would you rather answer my question that I didnt put here?..or wait for Glen to edit one in

 

I would rather answer this one and tease you for not putting one in.

Would you rather drill toothpicks in your eyes and leave them there and be happy in other aspects of life, or not be able to enjoy life at all.

 

i dont enjoy it now so i will pass on stabbing toothpicks into the soft jelly part of my eye so that the insides drip out thank you very much


be a rich porn star or a welfare professional?