Would you rather

80+ year olds. Would be a funny/disturbing story, Viagra all around tho

Would you rather own an elephant or giraffe as a pet?

 

Giraffe would be pretty cool but I'd take the elephant just cause I could ride it to the store.

Would you rather spend the rest of your life using sand paper to wipe your ass or not be able to wipe it at all, can't even clean it in the shower?

 

sand paper for sure...after a few weeks of not being able to clean my ass at all, i think sand paper would seem like a luxury.

would you rather be caught masturbating by your mom or by your boss via a hidden camera somewhere in your workplace?

 

by my mom, that very well may have happened already.

Would you rather be a pirate or ninja?

 

I would rather be a ninja...

would you want to be locked in a cage with a lion or a bear?

 

a bear

Would you rather be hooked up to intravenous crystal meth or intravenous cocaine for a day.

 

Cocaine....I am not too fond of tweekers

Hmmm would you rather smoke a bowl with Tim Leary or Hunter S. Thompson if they were still around?

 

Hunter s. Thompson, he seemed way more interesting. I like Leary but he definitely seemed to have an inaccessible harvard intellectualism about him.

Would you rather have sex in a hot air balloon or submarine?

 

A hot air balloon!! That sounds fun

Who would you rather go on a hiking trip with: George Bush or Obama?

 

Obama easily.

Would you rather go the rest of your life never being able to listen to music again or never being able to see a movie again.

 

No movies


Would you rather be tied to the wings of a biplane while it flew around and did rolls for 30 minutes, or spend 5 days 4 nights alone in the jungle with no weapons.

 

Biplane rolls for 30 mins. i could survive the flying puke.

Would you rather suffer a spinal cord injury such that your mind was 100% intact but you were quadraplegic or suffer a catastrophic brain injury such that you were at the level of 60 IQ but your body worked perfectly?

 

Catastrophic brain injury, because I wouldn't want to live if I had to depend on others to take care of me...

Would you rather be driving down a hill in a car with no brakes, or landing in a plane with no landing gear...

 

car, i drive a stick so i could always downshift

would you rather spend your life completely alone with no company save for 10 cats or spend your life with someone you cant stand?

 

Spend it with cats



Would you rather hunt, kill and eat an animal once or eat only moldy hot dog buns for two weeks?

 

Kill an animal.

Would you rather skip through a gang of thugs or would you rather sing opera to a well known serial killer?

 

haha I like that one. I would rather sing opera to a well known serial killer, a serial killer might skin you alive and make lamps out of your skin but he can't gang rape ya.

would you rather die suddenly and quickly with no warning or die a slow death in which you have several months to get your affairs in order and say goodbye?

 

die slowly and get the affairs and goodbyes in order.

Would you rather have your own reserved parking space everywhere you went or have a reserved ticket everywhere you went ?(restaurants,concerts,movies,sports games,etc)

 

Reserved ticket. i hardly ever drive - less each year that passes.

Would you rather die via explosive decompression in outer space or via explosive implosion in a bathysphere 5 miles underwater?

 

yikes! outer space, i'm rather claustrophobic so i'll take space over being stuck underwater any day.

would you rather spend your life focusing on a great magnum opus that doesn't recieve critical respect until after you've passed away, leaving you a pauper during your life, or would you rather become rich and famous for some pop culture piece of shit that has mass appeal but absolutely no soul? (this could pertain to anything...paintings, books, etc)