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would you rather drink rotten milk all chunky an such very very old over a month or eat green moldy cheese both are plain only one glass of milk an only one piece of cheese nothing to drink after either

 

i'll take the cheese, although they both have medicinal value in and of themselves...

if you were strapped to a chair and forced to listen to some music, would you rather it was improvised jazz or full-on operatic antics (no earplugs allowed)

 

i dont mind opera....cannot handle it when 4 jazz musicians all play a different song and one is on heroin,2 are on coke and the last guy is just really cool...


would you rather be a severe alcoholic or hooked on oxycontin

 

Oxycontin I guess...

Would you rather die from drowning or burn to death in a house fire...

 

definitely drowning, unless the fire death is from smoke inhalation and i never woke up....

if you fancied someone who happened to be an officer of the law, would you rather they kept the uniform on or off during extra curricular activities

 

Off.

Would you rather watch Glen Beck for a month or vote for that crazyass O'Donnell witch woman in Delaware with a campaign plank against masturbation?

 

I don't really know either but I suppose I'd sooner vote for the woman because votes don't count anyways and there's no way in hell I'd watch some politician for a month on tv.


Would you rather be cremated or buried?

 

buried, but only if it is not in a churchyard...

if you were only allowed to keep one book out of these ficticious options which would you rather keep?

1. survive and thrive anywhere
2. collection of hot sexual encounters

 

survive and thrive anywhere


Would you rather be stranded on a deserted island for life (living off of what is available) with someone you hate, or have to kill someone you love?

 

Be stranded with someone i hate.

Would you rather become an undead vampire subsisting on blood or an undead zombie subsisting on brains?

 

Vampire. I'd be all Lugosi about it. And I'd get to live in a cool castle in Transylvania.


Would you rather go to outer space or go to the bottom of the sea?

 

Outer space.

Would you rather smoke black crap ("resin") scraped from your pipe/bong or eat your own vomit in order to "save the drugs?"

 

That depends on the drugs in the vomit and their value. If it was a new/rare/exotic/expensive drug I really wanted to try I would probably eat it. If it was some opiate pills or something I would pass.


Would you rather have sex with a parent or live the rest of your life without an orgasm?

 

Definately live the rest of my life without an orgasm. No contest.


Would you rather have a limb amputated while awake with no pain relief medicine, or be attacked by a grizzly bear?

 

i'll take my chances with the bear. i can play dead or something. Amputation = death by shock for me.

Would you rather kill, skin and eat a cat or kill, skin and eat a dog?

 

Cat. They just seem like they'd be more like chicken.


Would you rather sit in a tub full of dog shit for an hour or have sex with three drunken sailors for 45 minutes? One has an eye patch, one has a wooden leg, and one is Captain Ishmael.

 

Dog for sure. I've always been really curious about the taste of dog meat and would love to try it. Cat seems like it'd be all grisly and have some off putting after taste.


Would you rather spend the spend the rest of your life in a maximum security prison or get the electric chair?

 

Maximum security prison.

Would you rather be a rock star or a sports star?

 

Sports. Even though my joints and ligaments would be worse than they are today, i'd probably still be alive and able to get a few celeb endorsement gigs . . .

Would you rather die quickly via extreme heat (thermal effects, NOT flame) or die slowly via hypothermia leading to death by freezing?

 

Freezing, no question.


Would you rather participate in an orgy at a retirement home with people 80+ or at a special needs class with people who have severe down syndrome?