Would you rather

1 million, as i could start my own company that i really love!

would you rather be friends with larry david or jerry seinfeld?

 

Jerry Seinfeld

Would you rather come home to find a bunch of rats (lets say 30) in your kitchen or that your dog (let's say you have a dog. If you don't, just pretend.) took a shit on your bed.

 

dog shit on bed.

Would you rather be given a condo in the city or make payments on a house in the country with 4+ acres

 

the country...i like my atv


would you rather have a receding hairline from the front
or a bald patch ..

 

bald patch - at least you can make a good 1st impression --

Would you rather marry for love with a terminally ill person or for money with a really hot spouse?

 

Money with a really hot spouse. I'm shallow and broke.

Would you rather live in a beautiful country house that was infested with giant (non-deadly) spiders, or on the top of a council tower block in Wester Hailes with a free supply of weed for the rest of your life?

 

What is it with you and spiders??

 

I'll take the country house, you can exterminate the spiders. Though all that weed does sound appealing.

Would you rather have to live with your better half's parents where it's a nice house, but they are always there and always want to know what is going on, and the walls are really thin, so you can't really have sex. Or would you rather live in a really shitty apartment with a funky smell, in a bad neighborhood, and shit is always breaking, but you have your freedom.

 

I choose my freedom reluctantly!
eh,
would you rather live near a body of water and have to pay out the ass for flood insurance or live inland with a decent sized property but pay out the ass for property tax?

 

flood insurance

would you rather become a vegetarian, or a hunter of (anything you choose)

 

Definitely a hunter. Though if I had to catch my own food, I probably would be a vegetarian, effectively, unless I could get a lot of help. I couldn't hit the broadside of a barn at more than a 100 meters.

Would you rather;

Have the athletic ability of Tom Brady (I hate the bastard, but I got to admit, he's got mad skills), but be ugly as goat shit.

or

Be stunningly gorgeous, but have no real talent. Not stupid, just unremarkable.

 

Athletic like Tom Brady, girls dig athletes especially rich ones (you ever see jeff Garcia's wife?)

Would you rather be forced to stay awake for 5 days straight or forced to sleep for 5 days straight? (keeping in mind all the responsibilities and duties of a normal week)

 

Sleep for 5 days. I've tried staying awake for long periods and never made it past 48 without feeling like I am dying.

Would you rather drink a bottle of vinegar or have chilis rubbed in your eyes?

 

Vinegar.


Would you rather sleep naked in the Amazon Rainforest or sleep in a pit of rotting corpses.

 

Naked in the Amazon.

Would you rather get alopecia or herpes?

 

herpes

would you rather starve to death or drown?

 

Is this thread dying because no one wants to answer to the sick twisted, what if possibility?



common

 

Starve to death, at least that way I'd pass out and not wake up. The less conscious one is of losing their life the better.


Would you rather be raped by lion in the wild, or be forced to sneak into Area 51 wearing a bright orange jumpsuit with an AK-47 in your right hand?

 

forced to sneak into area 51


would you rather slide down a slide of razors into a container of battery acid, or give yourself a million paper cuts and then take a vinegar bath?

 

A million paper cuts n vinegar bath for two reasons; the razor blade slide would cut chunks off and would be an immense amount of pain all at once. One million paper cuts would take a long time to do, wouldn't cut chunks of skin off and one would likely go numb from it after awhile therefore would feel less pain.


Would you rather live on the moon for the rest of your life with only enough supplies for yourself, you'd never have any company your entire life, or spend 3 months trapped at sea on a raft, getting hunted by sharks and having to survive off your own urine and excrement, once in awhile you catch a dead seagull.