Would you rather

What a horrible choice! I'd cut down the tree, but I would cry so hard!

Would you rather have to learn Korean or Farsi, including writing, in under one year?

 

thats easy...korean...you can make a fortune as an interpreter these days


would you rather be 50 pounds over weight
or
30 pounds under weight

 

50 ibs over weight in mostly muscle.

Would you rather eat your favorite meal as your only meal once a day for a month straight or eat 3 meals a day but never get to eat your favorite meals (no favorite breakfast, lunch, dinner) for a month?

 

Farsi, but only because it may come in handy more than i f i learned Korean...

is it me or am i a snail?.... arf....

my fav meal once a day

would you rather own a gun and be good with it or ace kung fu expert?

 

Kung fu expert, that's just too cool.

Would you rather own a tamed elephant or giraffe?

 

A elephant, so I could have it stampede motherfuckers I do not like.

Who would you have sex with:
Glenn Beck or Sean Hannity

 

Thats a terrible choice but I'll go with Glenn beck. Seems like he would be more into it and maybe even shed a tear, Plus Hannity had Colmes for awhile.

As yourself would you rather fight ryu or liu kang?

 

would you rather do to much lsd or to many mushrooms

 

apparently you've done too much of both...

 

I've never done either but I guess mushrooms

Would you rather have diarrhea from all that you eat or automatically vomit all you eat

 

diarrhea

See post 207

 

i'd draw a straw... i'm fucked with either...

and my question is..... (she edited quickly as an afterthought)....

is..... would you rather be chased by a baboon or a swarm of mosquitos? (bearing in mind that mosquitos are the biggest killers... but baboons are the untidiest.... eewwwww...)....

 

I'll take my chances with that bloody bastard baboon and hopefully find some rocks on the way as some ammunition. A swarm of flying blood sucking bugs? Consider me done

Would you rather visit an island with all animals with gigantisism or an island with all pygmy animals?

 

I'd go for the miniature animals.

Would you rather have fast food or a microwave T.V. dinner?

 

Microwave

Would you rather eat 10 pounds of butter or drink half a gallon of vegetable oil?

 

I'll go with the butter since I'm not sure what straight vegetable oil tastes like and afraid of the unknown in this situation.

Would you rather date a stripper or own the complete series of the American sitcom 'Friends' on DVD?

 

Date a stripper, duh.

Would you rather give one blowjob a day to a greasy overweight old man and be a millionaire, or work a full time job and barely get by?

 

dude...i could not suck dick every day for only a million....although....probably by about the tenth time i would be really fucking good at it and able to ''get in and get out'' so to speak...on the other hand..i am pretty happy 'just getting by''now and i dont have to blow any one...i choose the latter


would you rather get a sex change and live a full life...or stay the same and live half that

 

stay the same and live half that.

Would you rather 'ghost ride the whip' or drive on the lawn in front of a police station?

 

the lawn in front of the police station

Would you rather be able to fly or teleport.