Would you rather

stuffing, mash tats and grrrravy.... yum

would you rather read the lord of the rings trilogy or have it read to you?

 

Read it myself, unless it was morgan freeman doing it in person in manageable intervals

Would you rather swim in a pool of gravy or pumpkin pie filling, both warm (cant eat any)

 

Read it myself, not have anyone elses voice influencing my depiction of narnia...

Would you rather go to a rave on really good E with your top 5 djs spinning in a warehouse or would you rather go to a small concert venue on good LSD with your top 2 favorite rock bands playing?

 

if i can't eat it, i would have to choose pumpkin pie, because i'd def eat the gravy...

def, the E if im out partaying

would you rather wear dirty underwear or lose a sentimental item?

 

gravy baby

See post 183

 

For a day? Dirty underwear

See post 183

 

arf... gravy

 

Most def the LSD, Im not much into the rave scene

Would you rather live the rest of your life only being able to drink soda or be slightly dehydrated all the time?

 

that's a hard one... if it was a matter of survival, then the soda, but as i would still be able to live, i would probably go for feeling dehydrated slightly for the rest of my life.... actually, i can't choose... i'd have to draw straws...

would you rather smell the most beautiful flower in the world or have £mil at your disposal (you would never be able to smell the most beautiful flower in the world, ever)

 

£ mil. I'm a dude, flowers probably don't move me quite the same way.

Would you rather own a time machine that doesnt effect your age or teleportation machine?

 

That's a good one, teleportation would be nice cause I dont have a car, but Id go with the time machine. I could have a lot of fun with that.

Would you rather own a lot of really comfortable furniture or a lot of really cool art?

 

Own a lot of cool art.

Would you rather play a game of ping pong or tennis for your life? (loser gets executed)

 

tennis... gonna lose anyway so need to have a little workout first so i can run better and atleast give m'self a chance at escaping my executioner...

would you rather have a stone in your shoe or a dead spider in there for the walk home? you not allowed to remove it until you get home...

 

a stone

would you rather jump out of a plane or jump off a bridge?

 

Either one. As long as the bridge is low and the plane is on the ground.


Would you rather eat 37 worms one at a time or one entire mouse. (both raw)

 

I'd take the worms, no bones to have to crunch on.

Would rather hold your hand on a fire ant mound for 1 minute or get stung by 6 hornets.

 

fire ant mound I guess but I don't know what kind of pain they induce.

Would you rather go to narnia or middle earth?

 

Middle Earth. Just animals in Narnia. Who's tofuck? Ima fuck me an elf.

Would you rather be put on a spit, or doublely penetrated?

 

which 2 orifices will i be using....an ear and a nostril?....or one up the poopchute?...what the hell...i'll try anything twice lol



...would you rather go barefoot for a month and NO washing of any kind

or

have shoes on for a month NO washing and you cant remove them

 

barefoot for a month, it would limit the places I could go but I wouldn't want to sleep with shoes on everyday for a month.

Would you rather cut down the last tree in a forest or put to sleep the last of an animal ?(let's say a tiger for example)