Would you rather...

oh god id hate to fuck you!!
(i really would)

 

:lol:

 

well i would hate to fuck someone with a boring orgasim face

 

ok but would you rather have a permanent smile or a permanent erection?

 

^^thats a good one. hmmm i hate smiling, and i would get arrested with a constant erection, but id look funny mad with a smile. wait do you mean a "genuinely happy" smile or "middle school yearbook" smile?

 

i mean the goofy fucking stoner smile you get when your stoned out of your mind

 

oh ill take smile then, just cause i never get that.

 

Definetly the smile. A permenant erection can damage the tissues in your penis and would hurt like a bitch. Not to mention it would be hella akward.

 

i hope you didnt orgasm to take that picture.

eaither way thats fuckin hilarious

 

well how else would i get the picture?

 

constant smile def
walking aroud with a hardon would be very weird everyday

 

you guys are boring i rather have the hard on or better yet both. But could you imagine having ethier and going to like a funeral or something.

 

my face dont change much, i just twitch kinda and get muscle spasms all over until im done bahahaha

 

oh and constant smile, i wish i could smnile when i wasnt happy

 

Would you rather be covered in itchy scabs or, have popcorn shells stuck between every tooth? The popcorn kernels would piss me off so bad, so I think I'd choose itchy scabs cause it feels relieving when you scratch them.

 

You wouldnt mind having itchy scabs on your genitals? No thanks ill take the popcorn stuck in my teeth.

 

the peprika man, easy choice

 

Ha ha your drunk arent you

 

i want to be covered in moss....i dont really care about the oragami, i just like moss...

 

I would much rather have popcorn in between my teeth.


Now for another one:

Would you rather have retractable claws
OR
prehensile dreadlocks?

this is a hard one for me. On the one hand you could pick up shti with the dreadlocks, but i don't really like dreadlocks. On the othe rhand you can climb up shit and scratch shit with retractable claws...or be Wolverine without healing powers. I'd go with the claws.