Would you rather...

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea (sp?) dump in my ear

 

It's called "Would you rather...?". I think they have made a few different onces, the one I have is kinda old.

 

i would rather belt out come on eileen cause think of how messy it would be if you orgasmed when hearing pancake. Also you know you would have that one dick friend that would keep saying pancake all the time.

 

LOL, I would just wear a patented "cum catcher".

 

im sure it cant be good for you to cum over and over again if some keeps saying pancake

 

Lol so I'd wear earplugs when I went to IHOP or someone was saying pancake a bunch. Plus if I couldn't get off by jacking (for some reason) or fucking (I've had that happen to me before...it was really really bad sex) then I could just say pancake and it would be all good.

 

my eyebrows do move o there own... and talk to me ^_^

 

The fuckery that could occur would be priceless. Voice mail messages, in the grocery store, some a-hole screaming it when your pinching one off.

PANCAKE!

 

living eye brows, i could open up my own freak show, people would pay hundreds of punds to see it, good luck selling paprika

 

Or a giant taco that pooped ice cream

 

lmao i hardly ever here the word pancake but still that would be akward
my mom "donnie you want pancakes for breakfast?"
lmao

 

lol It's time for another!

Would your rather be accomplished in the art of origami but be totally covered in moss
OR
deeply understand the underlying themes of the Porky's saga but have the head of a Lego man?


I would rather be great at origami. Origami is awsome and I suck at learning it so bad, plsu the moss would be soft and would be padding, like your own personal bed you can jsut take averywhere you go! lol

 

is there anything else you could do with the moss, maybe like how iceman uses his powers in x-men

 

no lol, its a tradeoff for being really good at origami.

 

id prefer neither tbh, but if i had to choose, id take the lego head. do you know how strong thoe things are, i could open up a frakshow where i would get shot out of a cannon with no helmet with bets whether ill die or survive flying straight into a wall. haha i would be rich, as where if i was covered in moss, well .... uke:

 

ok paprika (ppl would have to vacuum all the time he he)
smuggle drugs AND rob banks (it may take balls to rob a bank, but it takes a tight asshole to smuggle drugs)
pancake(i dont like that song, plus no patented shit just wear a pad, besides who tells their friends something like that anyway?)
and neither(who wants to be covered in moss? weed on the other hand.... besides i dont even want to watch porkys again that movie was more gross than the dinner scene in "indiana jones and the temple of doom")

 

i think your friends would figure it out

 

haha id rather have a lego head just for the sake of having a lego head...
that would be badass

 

^^ good luck breathing with no nose and a painted on mouth

oh and my face is pretty normal when i cum. im not a chick after all

 

really this is my cum face