Would You Rather...(The clean version)

Hiking, especially if there is a bushwhacking/backwoods camping piece to it

Off roading vehicle, or mini van

 

Off-road vehicle

WYR drink a shake or slushy

 

Shake

WYR
Treehouse or hammock
to sleep in.

 

I’ll take the hammock. Tree house would be a little too tiny for me to enjoy a breezy afternoon nap.

WYR read/watch fiction or nonfiction?

 

Motorcycle riding

Skydiving or ziplining?

 

Looks like I got that messes up, lol

Nonfiction

Skydiving or ziplining

 

Ziplining I guess, although neither sound particularly appealing to me.

WYR lose your vision or the use of your dominant hand?

 

Losing a hand is tough, but not as bad as losing your vision.

WYR come face to face with a skunk, or a snarling pit bull?

 

Snarling pit bull
I'm a firearms instructor and carry every waking hour. Besides, the skin of a K9 make good leggings.

WYR:
Be thrown off a cliff and know that you'll die slowly after you hit the ground
OR
Be seen by everyone in your town buying and driving a ford truck.


(And yes, we understand why you chose the cliff)

 

I own TWO Ford trucks-No shame in my game!!

WYR grill your own steak, or go to a steakhouse and have it prepared for you? (If you’re a vegetarian, no need to answer this question)

 

I cook all the time, I would love a break... steakhouse.

WYR mashed potatoes or baked potatoes

 

Mashed potatoes. So much easier to eat, and they taste delicious when prepared that way.

WYR read the news (newspaper, online), or watch the news on a news station?

 

Read the news..alas the daily newspaper is approaching an extinction level event, along with the phone booth and yellow pages!

WYR eat a hot dog or bratwurst?

 

Even after living in Germany, nothing beats a hot dog!

WYR ride a bicycle for 125 mile, or run for 26 miles

 

I could walk 26 miles but wouldn't be able to run that far, I would rather bike 125 miles but I would insist on a cushy seat

WYR someone to rub your head or rub your feet?

 

If you had meant the PROPER head, that'd be great, but since you're probably did not mean THAT head, then rubbing the feet would be quite nice.

WYR run out of gas on a country road, or have a flat tire

 

I meant the cranium
Definitely have a flat, I can change a tire, I can't conjure gas, lol.

WYR everyone forgot your birthday or a surprise party?

 

I'd rather they forgot because some people can't forget, which means it would be a small party.
I can't be bothered with big parties.

Anyway; isn't a surprise party, a bit like both options combined? lol
You think they've forgotten, that's their plan, but then, TA DAA!

 

You never left a "WYR"

 

Choose between two powers-
WYR be able to fly, or be invisible- and why?