Would You Rather...(The clean version)

LOL, probably my right arm, if I really had to

Would you rather eat en entire block of tofu or a single cricket?

 

Sandwich

...see above for my WYR

 

If very small; a block of tofu. I didn't realise crickets might be married.

WYR Guacamole or chilli dip

 

Guacamole

WYR sharp cheddar or Swiss cheese

 

..

 

Usually sharp cheddar.

WYR pasta or rice?

 

Rice, especially if it’s risotto ;-)

WYR have tequila or bourbon?

 

Bourbon, of course.

Gin or Vodka?

 

Gin
but prefer red wine;-)

WYR

Hot spicy Red Sauce?
or
Hot spicy Green Sauce?

 

Green

WYR have a dog or a cat

 

Cat

WYR cheesecake or strawberry shortcake?

 

Cheesecake! Cheesecake is delicious- especially with strawberries

wyr wear a tank top or crew neck t shirt?

 

Tank as it's freer moving. But I'd rather be nude.

WYR wear pants or jeans?

 

Jeans

WYR dancing in the rain or sledding in the snow?

 

Singing in the rain….did the snow thing in Minn, UP of Michigan, Wisconsin and Montana, now believe that snow is something to drive to, not live around.

WYR skinny dip in a natural hot springs or on a
Lake Superior beach?

 

Natural hot spring!

WYR

Sleep in a tree house or
Sleep in a high swinging tree hammock?

 

Tree House (especially if it rains)

WYR

take a medicine cup of Castor oil or..
a medicine cup of Pepto Bismol?

 

Pepto Bismol

WYR
swim with sharks
Or swim with alligators

 

I'd rather swim with alligators because they're better songs written about alligators
would you rather lick the seat of a port - o - pot or soak your butthole in bile?

 

Soak the butthole
WYR
Live in the land of Lord of the Rings or
Live in the world of Harry potter