Would You Rather - REBORN...

lawn sprinkler. It can be used for so much more then just irrigation.

Would you rather have an ice cream or some hot chips?

 

that depends on the westher and how hungover I am - as a vauge forecast for the next few days predicts cold, rain and sophie going to a birthday paty tommorow, I would say hot chips. mmmmmmmm potato......

would you rather be cyclops or an elephant man?

 

a cyclops.

because it reminds me of the sign on the cycle lane in wellington that has been perminatly altered to "beware of cyclops", and how cool would it be to be a cycling cyclops and get photos taken next to that sign. OMG that would be too cool.


would you rather be as muscly as arnold the governator, or would you rather be as happy as john lennon.

 

hello,

i am a blender. although, tamsyn you know me well, SO I'M in, and just for the record, i would be as happy as john lennon. he was great.

would you rather have suede boots, or a fluffy hat?

 

Massage, for sure. Damn, I could go for a massage right about now.

 

flux, you're a moron. you answer the LAST question. Which currently is Suede boots vs fluffy hat.


And my answer is fluffy hat. It would go with my cabbage one nicely.

would you rather be a hula dancer or wear plastic raincoats for the rest of your life?

 

Plastic raincoats, cos hula dancers could die of exposure...


Would you rather be the guitar riff from Zero by the Smashing Pumpkins, or the guitar riff at the beginning of Can't Stop by the Chilis?

 

That is a very difficult choice, but I would rather be the guitar riff from Zero by the Smashing Pumpkins.

Would you rather drink chocolate milk or pour it all over your head?

 

Pour it over my head, an let my hair absorb an digest it, as it is a sperate entity to itself!

Would ya rather eat a cockroach, or have a tabasco sauce supository?

 

I'd eat the cockroach.

Would you rather reply to a thread or start your own?

 

reply reply, its so much more fun when you know your actually talking to people.

would you rather live in a country with the death penalty or live in a country where a certain race is superior?

 

death penalty. Racial superiority is disgusting.... so is killing people. but its a smaller number of people and hopefully the justice system is good enough that it doesn't happen too often.

Would you rather... talk like a redneck or not be able to talk at all?

 

talk like a redneck. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehah.

would you rather hook a man or hook a clam?

 

well if you mean hook as intending to harm..a clam

would you rather the earth always be in darkness or in light?

 

always in light. I'd miss the stars and the moon, but at least my vitamin D would be ok.

would you rather live off coleslaw or off tinned potatoes for the rest of your life?

 

cabbage, i cant get ENOUGH of cabbage and carrot... and anyway, once you've lived in Israel and seen bright orange potatoes, dripping in oil, you would choose colesaw anyday.

would you rather walk around with a head like a pumpkin, or a foot like a turtle?

 

foot like a turtle. You can hid that and there isn't anything in the world that can hide a bloody pumpkin.

would you rather have winston peters or richard prebble as the PM?

 

welllll, aren't we just so smart and logical??

in terms of PM, WINSTONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! he is a cunty **** ****, but richy rich is worse times 1000

would you rather be in a book club or a secret sunset watching club?? TAKE THAT TAMSYN, TAKE THAT!!

 

BOOK CLUB 101 (tm) ALL THE WAY BABY. the SSS (secret sunset club) are losers.


Would you rather be stuck in quicksand or be stuck in a cave with a deadly snake?

 

well, duh dee duh duh, tamswayne. quick sand. cos if your fast enough, you can get out. if your in a cave with a snake, chances are, your a dumbass to get yourself into that situation in the first place, and will probably die on the way out. However, quicksand you just stumble across anywhere. You know, they should have quicksand awareness progammes in schools. to hell with sex ed, QUICKSAND is the new thing.

ok, enough.

would you rather be covered in moles, or have a face full of hair (and i aint talking beard here, i'm talking doggy, werewolf type sheeiit).