Would You Rather - REBORN...

righto? (ar I am tired and confused).

Umm, i'd rather live where i didn't understand the language - its too lonely otherwise.
would you rather be a rich rich rich sellout or a poverty stricken artist?

 

well the funny thing is i have the option of doing either currently in life. and its ahard decision that i am having to make over the next 2 years.

currently i am leaning towards a poor artist, but depending if i get a GF or wife or whatever, things will obviously change. when more than one life gets involved with things then the choice and burdon is nolonger up to me alone.

would you rather a would you rather thread, or a would you not rather thread?


Doug

 

i would rather a would you rather thread... its funny.


would you rather sit on the floor waiting for a computer (as dave is right now) or be in your room waiting for a phone call to tell you a computer is free (as mel is right now)?

 

umm, on the floor. The floor is fun.

would you rather marry Homer Simpson or the Tuffy Man?

 

the Tuffyman, at least he does work lol

Would you rather BE Homer Simpson or the Tuffyman lol?

 

umm, Homer. I'd be a stud muffin.
would you rather cook someone a nice dinner and have them really enjoy or be cooked for?

 

cook a nice dinner! good way to impress someone

would you rather be in an actress or a rockstar?

 

thats a hard one....a rockstar i guess, i'd love to be able to sing.

woudl you rather be lucky at cards or lucky at love?

 

lucky at cards, dont want to be lucky at love...



would you rather go on a first date to the movies or to a club?

 

the movies... clubs are for picking up..... movies are what follow.

would you rather go see Fahrenheit 9/11 on ur own, or see the Chronicles of Riddick with your friends who are tasteless and refuse to compromise?

 

9/11 - absolutley. Who gives a fuck about going to the movies on your own, especially where its Mike Moore movie?

would you rather get (permanently) a mullet or a mohawk? (and i'm talking real mullets and mohawks here, not the 'modern' ones)

 

i guess a mohawk, last thing i need is everything to think i'm a redneck..and crazed biker/goth/whatever chicks can be cute..redneck chicks cant.


would you rather have bad breath or noticable pit stains?

 

ewww, bad breath, cause chewing gum is more subtle when out in public. Well, more subtle than trying to get rid of pit stains....

would you rather be a pair of undies or a pair of socks?

 

pair of socks for reasons i wont mention!

would you rather be the thimble or the iron in monopoly?

 

the thimble (but the horse and especially the dog are WAAAAAY better)

would you rather be a A or a Z?

 

A of course...who would ever want to be last? And worst of all, be called "Zed" by non americans...sounds like a redneck name

would you rather be a janitor or a cage cleaner at the local zoo?

 

a cage cleaner I think. As long as it was not the bird cages....


would you rather be a viking or a celt?

 

viking! just cause they sound cooler

would you rather be a roman or a greek?

 

a greek, for sure. They were way cooler.

would you rather be the Cat in the Hat or the Lorax?

 

lorax by far. he was the man.

rather be a garden sprinkler, or a lawn mower