Would You Rather - REBORN...

night...just imagine all that nightlife...


wur eat your food with only a single chopstick or a dull knife?

 

Knife, it's better than no knife.


WUR be completely hairless or completely hairy?

 

hairless.

would you rather have chafin between your thighs or under your arms?

 

Ouch, i'd rather under the arms if i had too choose.

WUR have friends or family in your life?

 

grrr, hard.....i'd marry my best friend (hopefully) and have both...

wur tell someone that you are in love with them (eek!) or keep it to yourself as a protective measure?

 

Depends on many things, but Id probably tell them if I knew for sure that was the case.

Would you rather have a good stereo at home or a cd player and good speakers in your car?

 

good stereo at home... I don't have a car. Also, even if I did, I wouldn't live in it.

Would you rather listen to babies crying or people blowing their noses constantly?

 

ugh.

babies crying i guess...you can always slap the fuckers into line, which you can't do with a nose blower...



(i am joking, of course)

(just because it's kind of hard to convey that on the net)

(or in a text)

anyway

wur gun your way to the top of miami's mid 80s cocaine empire or take control of the violence ridden san andreas streets, gansta stylez? (my bro has been playing grand theft auto...)

 

in the immortal words of tony montana..

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."


you guys got it easy..

but i'll take being the head of the miami cocaine empire..

wur ride a horse or a dolphin?

 

Dolphin, they're a lot more friendly and dont kick you if you piss them off.


WUR be so wealthy that you never know what its like to have money troubles, or have money troubles so you know the real value of money....

 

be wealthy. just cos you don't know the value of money, doesn't mean you don't know the value of other things.

would you rather walk in the snow or on a beach?

 

Good point. Snow, but thats probably because I live where I do and can go to the beach anytime I want, whereas I hardly ever get to walk on snow.

Would you rather wear Whalebone or Greenstone?

 

Definitely Greenstone. That is a hard jade rock, isn't it?? I wouldn't be able to wear bones. And I remember seeing pictures of large greenstone rocks. Very pretty.

WUR be male or female?

 

Yeah. I have a greenstone koru. Its cool because the rock is a bit of a heat conducter-it goes really really warm inside my shirt. The Maoris have a mythical reasoning behind this too - apparently its to do with good and bad spirits inside of the wearer.

I would rather be male, for the sole purpose that there is not so much of a social stigma around men with tattoos. I would be covered in 'em if I was male, but I feel like I cant because I am a small female and I would not be considered 'feminine'.

Of course their are other benefits (higher pay etc).

WUR Be able to decorate your own room/house or have someone take care of it (including cleaning) for you, but with no control over what goes in it?

 

omg decorate and look after it myself... jeez, I'd feel like i had to be careful all the time not to spill things and put them away... ARGH would drive me nutty.

I need to find/draw/getoneofmyfriendstodrawitforme a design for my next tattoo... *sigh*

If for the rest of your life, you could only eat pancakes, would you rather have maple syrup or lemon and sugar?

 

Maple syrup.............(how do you type a drooling sound like Homer Simpsons hahahahah?) I cant get enough of that stuff, pancakes were made for it

What sort of tat are you interested in? Ive had a go at designing them for my friends. I designed this one of my boyfriends:

WUR go to a quiet pub or a nightclub? (nice and simple )

 

quiet pub i think. we have a local where we go and the bar staff know us by name and give us personal drink deals. it's mint.

wur have a few classy drinks or lots of cheap'n'nasty ones?

 

ooooh classy drinks never had them would you rather walk down the street naked or be swept away in a flood?

 

Flood, i'm a great swimmer.


WUR dance on a hire wire or tip toe in a mine field?

 

dance on a high wire... they come with nets.

would you rather watch eternal sunshine of the spotless mind (incredible) or I Heart Huckabees (awesome)?