Would You Rather - REBORN...

hmmm

a fart.

It doesn't reflect as badly on your hygiene.. everyone has to do 'em..

and more people suffer, as the fart-cloud moves through the room.

And you get a big more satisfaction out of doing a big fart - a sense of accomplishment.

BO just lingers around you, and it's hard to do your exam with your armpits clamped shut and your elbows locked at the hips.. althogh you could do a squid impression like that.. ehehe *flail, flail*

Would y'all rather be able to live under water (a la bob-le-sponge) or talk to animals (a la Thornberry person?)

 

oooh, talk to the animals. Then I could get some inside goss on vegoism and see if they mind when people eat them.

wur be the main character (with all the pressure that come with it) or be the comic relief sidekick?

 

main character...unless you're in a knight's tale..then you want to be the comic relief sidekick, who was farrrrrr better than heath ledger.

wur change the stars if you could..or leave them as they are?

 

on a knights tale - dya mean paul bettany's chaucher character? Yes so yes. I heart paul bettany..anyway, back on track...

i would leave the stars, I think they are beautiful. teehee i was reading the BFG and he was talking about how, on a really clear night he can hear faint music coming from the stars.
How cool would it be if the stars could sing sweet lullabies?

anyway wur limp(coz of your burn) thrugh the cold and ice to the library and actually do some work, or stay in bed an piss around all day?

 

yeah, paul bettany..

and to return some advice..procrastination is choice

wur climb up a tree or a mountain?

 

a tree. I love climbing trees, they just seem more friendly than mountains..It's like you conquer a mountain, but a tree lets you climb it, it enjoys having you in its branches... what a hippie..anyway

wur get the album of your favourite band so you can hear them many times, or go see them live and only hear them once?

 

get the album..then you can just dream of hearing them live and enjoy the music forever

wur get into a cold cold shower on a cold day or a hot hot pool on a hot hot day?

 

hot pool on hot day. coldness is never fun

would you rather have spinach stuck in your teeth and not realise or a pus-y pimple on your forehead and not realise?

 

spinach. You can get rid of that sooo much easier.
wur have someone be simmeringly mad at you, so they are mad for ages and all resentful but only in a background way (like a mud pool of rage)or have them be like a geyser and erupt at you now and then in a big dramatic flash, but then they go back to being normal?

 

rather get it over and done with..then you can figure out where to go from there..people who dont say something is wrong and keep it boiling make things so much harder..and worse..

wur date someone who was over the top polite or unthoughtful?

 

um, polite. i can't stand people with no manners..especially WHEN THEY EAT WITH THEIR FUCKING MOUTH OPEN. goddamit, it disgusts me. pet hate, oh boy.

wur finish exams early but have no one to hit the piss with or finish a bit later and have the biggest night out?

 

that's passion

finish a bit later and have 1 big night out..

wur pay for music or just d/l it?

 

depends on the band - i d/l stuff if i'm making a mix cd but i wouldn't do a whole cd - there's something nice about being able to buy a real cd y'know?

wur get a makeover or give a makeover?

 

totally get a makeover. All that attention on ME ME ME!

would you rather be from Australia or some godforsaken place no one has ever heard of?

 

some godforsaken place. anythings better than living under john howard, whoops i mean george bush.

wur be in a photo or take it?

 

i would rather take the photo. i'm not photogenic. my vic id says so.

would y'all rather, say.. run outta credit on your fone when having a wicked one-off conversation with someone you like.. or make a fool of yourself in front of them? Like, i dunno, giving them the "weather" and not the "news" all over their face, or something equally unhygienic?

 

lol, probably run out of money. then at least they'll just think you are poor rather than putrid.

wur go into town and make the most of welly or spend the day sewing and finishing your super hot skirt with big hand made, polar fleece (so they are fluffy and strokable) bumblebees on it?

 

sewing and knitting seem to be back in among women again...but urm..the latter


wur try and count the sheep in NZ or the stars in the sky?

 

neither. I'd rather eat chocolate. mmm... chocolate.

would you rather use notes your friends took for you or notes your mum took for you for lectures you've missed?

 

your mum took notes for you? omg, that's so amazingly cute. i'd prob go with mum's i guess.

wur fix someone's wrong use of an apostrophe ( dvd's, vege's, giraffe's) and be known as a punctuation nazi, or let it ride and have the irratation of it eat away at you?