ooh, a stealthy ninja? as tempting as that is I would have to go with a pirate. yarr they do be the best buccaneers everr to sail the seven, while ninjas, well they be scurvy sons o' billdrafts and landlubbers who need ta be goin' ta davy jones' locker. Yarrrrr. wur have to wear a hard hat with 'carlos the jackal' written on it, or a bright orange high visibilty vest everyday for the rest of your life? (btw we have both in our flat if anyone wants to borrow)
totally the hard hat. it goes with any occasion. would you rather have your eyes feel like boiled onions in your head or your nose swell up to the size of a turnip and be as red as beetroot? (I hate crying)
eyes. you can get drops for that. or chamomile tea bags. wur acknowledge someone in the street that you sort-of know or pretend you don't see them?
acknowledge..why not? can always make an excuse on having to be somewhere if they strike up a convo. wur start a new book that has caught your fancy or finish one that you've been lingering on with?
start a new one.. i can never finish books off (hence i dont study literature..). I prefer to make up my own ending wur be stuck in the 80s or the 70s? AND PIRATES RULE! and why were you crying Tamsyn? Were yu cutting up onions? By your post, it kinda seemed like you were making vegetable soup - what with the onions, turnips and beetroot..
hmm, tricky....80s I guess, so much funnier. and pirates do rule the cool school. wur rather be the bright orange party pants or the fluro yellow cape? (both of which reside in our flat's dress up box)
FLURO YELLOW CAPE!! CAPES ARE AWESOME!!! And I was crying cos I hate my flatmates cos they've started dating and they're not supposed to. bastard cuntface mcassholes. would you rather eat a raw onion or a cornfritter covered in chilly powder? (I ate the corn fritter)
Sabotage their relationship! Yarr Sabotage! Assure each one that the other one has latent herpes. Chilli Fritter'o'Corn definately. Hmm, i'm lacking inspiration.. would you rather do the Care Bear Countdown or the Final Countdown..?
carebear countdown.. ok, so, i'm sitting downstairs with my kiwi flatmate..and upstairs the other two americans were talking about her...not saying anything really bad, but you know talking behind someones back.. so, wur sit down there with her and laugh in such an awkward situation or would you go upstairs and change the subject to save them humiliation?
wait...could you hear them talking from downstairs? um probably help her try and laugh it off. Or like, talk loudly so they know that the walls are paper thin and they can be heard. wur hyperventilate at how you are too thick to be doing the paper that has an essay due in 4/1/2 hours or stop being a goose and knock the bastard off?
yeah..our walls are SO thin..you hear everything...everything and we did laugh it off, she wasnt upset or anything um, knock the bastard off wur see a movie at the theater or at home where you can curl up?
Um.... just do it, mate. tis better to do a shite effort then do nothing at all. would you rather listen to a retard talk about his astral wings and his memories of the afterlife cos he's a moron OR would you rather wear one of Brian Tamaki's personal line in suits?
sorry chris. hang on... um, watch it at home. my question still stands. would you rather listen to a retard talk about his astral wings and his memories of the afterlife cos he's a moron OR would you rather wear one of Brian Tamaki's personal line in suits?Today 01:40 AM
erm listen to the astral fucker. brian is blurgie you're hungover: wur have the booze spews or the booze poos?
oh man, the what? I guess the booze spews! I'm one of the lucky ones i guess.. no matter how much i drink, i never get hangovers. I always seem to wake up nice and peppy, and do heaps of housework after a night of full-on drinking. Hmm, would y'all rather be stuck talking like 'em country bumpkin/yokel folk, or a wigga/gangsta, yo yo, fo-eva?
definietly the eternal massage! my back always kills me, however i'm not overly obsessive about food.
country bumpkin...hey ma, get off the dang roof! hehehehehe good times wur see the person you currently reallyrreeally like when you are having a bad day:i.e. hugover, tired, skin is crap, hair is worse...you just look and feel TERRIBLE or wur not see them at all?
ah.. see, i was in this very predicament about 2 tuesdays ago. I had just finished my weekly 4-hour lab, and was walking home from uni, feeling crap and looking crap.. thn all of a sudden i come across my stalkee who didn't see me, so i kept a low profile and tried not to attract attention.. but then as stalkee walked away, i wished i hadn't done that.. coz i ain't seen stalkee in FAR TOO LONG now. So, long story short.. see them on a bad day, coz frankly, if they liked you back, they'd understand you can't look 100% everyday.. especiallyhen you're a student. Would you rather stalk, or be stalked?
heehee, stalk. i'm good at it..... lol, my flatmates and i saw my friend in the library the other day, only he couldn't see us because we were in a group room, so we texted him 'i can see you' and totally tripped him out. The poor boy was looking everywhere for us, but he couldn't see. man the library around exam time is THE place to socialize - it's the new pub. wur watch the sunrise or the sunset with someone?
sunset..cause you dont have to get up..and a sunrise is like..well thats over and you have to go on with the rest of the day...and a sunset seems more romantic, plus its dark afterwards...and good stuff happens then wur throw a party or go to someone else's party?