Would You Rather - REBORN...

pop one out. POP!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL, i'd love kids.

would you rather 8 awsome kids. or one ok kid

Alltaken

 

8 Awesome kids.

would you rather kill or be killed?

 

be killed. killing would suck arse.

would you rather be tamsyn or sophie? (and if you are one of them then replace your name with gloria)

Doug

 

I dont really know Sophy, but being Tamsyn would be fucking difficult. I mean, when it comes to food. Gee we could write an essay on just that subject. Ill be a Sophie

WUR live in Gaza or be Sharon (Ariel Sharon)

 

lol, dude, when it comes to food - If you are me you are a vegetarian.

umm, i don't know enough about either topic to make an informed decison, but I'll stick with being me and live in Gaza.

would you rather be freakishly small/short or frakishly large/tall?

 

"Novelty short" is my preference. I'd buy a tiny pony and we'd hang out, and I'd ride around town dressed up like a knight.

Would you rather have a pumpkin head, or a disco-ball head?

 

ahaha, that would be ka pai chooice.

I'd rather have a disco ball head. it would rot more slowly and could polish my many mirrors instead of studying.

would you rather be the character in the horror movie that drinks, has sex and because of this dies (but dies having lived ) or the timid virgin who will live but be emotionally fucked for life, and who doesn't get to have jollies either?

 

hey sophie, can i polish your mirrors.... (yeah best pick-up line i ever thought of)

well i am the timid semi-virgin, who lives but is emotionally fucked anyway so i'll be really bring and predicatable and choose them again.

WUR be a dancing pizza, or a dancing hotdog.

 

A dancing pizza, because then i would be able to break dance better, because the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were good dancers and they liked pizza, so they could give me tips before they ate me/\.

and yes, polishing somoenes mirrors is a great pick up line - Doug I dare you to go to the fats and try that one, you are guaranteed a score, especially if you try it on some girls from the hutt with hella regrowth, who have slipped into some studded white pants for their big night out.

This was last naights discussion in our flat: If you were naming a banana cake with chocolate icing and chocolate buttons on top, would you call it Betty or Wanda?

 

i'd call it "bettys banna button cake" so many sexual references in that puppy.

And LOL OMG i could probably score with skanks in white pants without any mirro polishing lines anyway. and OMG you dirty girl wanting the nija turtles to go down and have dinner in your sewer pipe (ha ha ha not the most flattering metaphor is it)

man the ninja turtles are soooo cool, i remember that mum got me a shredder doll for my B'day or christmas or somthing, and i was SOooo upset, i mean you NEVER get the kid the bad-guy doll. its just not the thing to do.

and my uncle got me the live ninja turtles video tape, it was sooo frustrating that i watched it once then recorded over it. man i swear it made me want to beat the crap out of the ninja turtles for being such retards. (the cartoon was awsome though)

also don't you think the ninja turtles kinda look like pizzas.
if you were a pizza that the ninja turtles were gonna eat, what flavour would you be sophie? would they like stuffed crust pizzas HA HA HA.

ok WUR be a pickled onion, or a Pickled gerkin?

 

A GHERKIN. A DANCING ONE. muwahahaha...

would you rather never brush your teeth or your hair? (for those who don't brush your hair, replace it with whatever it is that you do do)

 

Well until you and D attacked me with those scissors, I would have said my teeth, but now i will say my hair

WUR be a fish or a blind duck

 

A fish. I like fish.

Would you rather sing or dance?

 

i'm pretty crap at both -but sing, especially when i have song stuck in my head. at the moment i have "like the red sunlight, it's streaming through my window, shining on my bedroom door, you are the one..." at least the song is something like that. It's by Goldenhorse, they are so summer.
would you rather make Britney style music and have lots of dollars or make music that is intellctual/meaningful but only gets to a select audience, so you will never be rich?

 

nah it has to be Betty the banana button cake - we named the cake itself, and then we ate Betty all up.

that's pretty dodge bro - its up there with the call made in the people forums about clown masturbating...

yes, the ninja tutles were awesome. I liked Donatello, he was the bestest. And if I were a pizza? I would be a tomato, basil and eggplant pizza with crumbled feta and capers...mmm, i'd eat me.

ok, if noone else has posted, same WUR question?

 

*PASS*

well your gonna need to fill me in on the clown masturbating call then arn't you.

oh and my call is funny coz the turtles eat pizza in sewer pipes (if you didn't get that one )

Doug

 

sophie thats the crappest cop out ever so here's a new would you rather:

would you rather have ingrown hairs on your anus OR chronic tonsilitis?

 

um, chronic tonsilitis.

and...
why is crap? I meant the wur question I posted about Britney - I just couldn't be botherd writing it all twice, or going back for the copy and paste. but because you guys SUCK
would you rather make Britney style music and have lots of dollars or make music that is intellctual/meaningful but only gets to a select audience, so you will never be rich?

It's not that bad a question, is it?
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make britney music so i can fund my traveling... being the worst musician ever has SOME benefits.

would you rather get drunk or stoned?

 

I dont think you could live with either the ingrown hair or the chronic ton. Your screwed every way you go (I know, we have 2 people in the house with them).

I wish all you people with an ingrown hair on your anus and chronic ton a fast recovery