Would You Rather - REBORN...

listen to someone tell them... at least then you can be polite.

would you rather get an all expenses paid beach holiday or one to go skiing?

 

At the moment, skiing. Just so I could have like the whole romantic holiday in a ski lodge, drinking hot beverages in front of a roaring fire and having sex with a hot hot hot man on a bear skin rug in front of the fire and be all cute and warm and shit. I can't wait for winter.

Would you rather spit or swallow?

 

umm, well it all depends on what they've been eating i suppose...but as a sftery measure, spit.

would you rather have morning or night sex?

 

Can you cheat and say both? Cos that would be FUN.


would you rather give head or get given head?

 

Can you cheat and say both? Cos that would be FUN.

umm, probably give.

would you rather go au natural or get a full brazillian?

 

Au naturel... wouldn't be that much of a change. And OW.

would you rather go to hell for all of eternity or have to eat brussel sprouts for every meal?

 

go to hell. Hell is a just a sauna compared to having to eat brussell sprouts.

would you rather know the truth but have everyone think you were a crazy loon or live with ignorance and be accepted?

 

know the truth and have everyone think i'm crazy. I can go around muttering to myself and wear odd clothes then.... oh wait... I do that anyway...


Would you rather have a numb arm or a numb arse?

 

numb arse, the thought of not being able to move my arm and just have it hanging there would suck.



would you rather win an oscar or a grammy?

 

an oscar.

would you rather be the evil angel or the good angel in the cliche cartoon struggle for a characters soul?

 

the evil dude, cause they dont sound like a prissy englishman and they are always drawn better


would you rather live in bedrock(flintstones) or springfield(simpsons)?

 

simpson, homer simpson
he's the greatest guy in history
simpson, homer simpson
he's about to hit a chestnut tree...d'oh

Springfield..it would be funny.

would you rather be married to someone with mean, beady eyes or someone with bad skin?

 

bad skin...eyes are too important for them to be mean, how could you ever know they cared?


would you rather be married in a church or on the beach?

 

yes, so true about the eyes. Beady eyes are never good sign.
and so the beach. I don't want to get married in a church (ideally it will be a nice garden wedding), but yeah, no church. gross.

would you rather have an arranged marriage or a shotgun wedding?

 

shot gun wedding. wouldnt want anybody 2 get hurt now would we???

would u rather be re-incarnated as a human or animal?

 

hmmm, a human i spose. then at least i would be part way responsible for fucking up my world - if i was an animal i'd just have to deal with others' pollution and so on.

would you rather be chapstick or sunblock?

 

chapstick.

would u rather be the sun or the moon?

 

the moon. It's prettier and more magical.

would you rather be sponge bob or patrick star?

 

Why SPONGEBOB of course.

would u rather be a popcicle or an icecicle? lol dont know how to spell it.

 

ooh, a popsicle. Then i could be in their popsicle band *sings* the Popsicle POH-OP. Damn i'm cool. (and really punny, geddit. Oh. God. I have been trying to write my essay for HOURS and i'm getting hysterical.)

would you rather sleep in someone else's smelly bed with them or have them stay the night in yours with you? (assuming that yours is smelly too)