Would You Rather - REBORN...

um, while moleeeee mole mole is fun to say, I d choose HAIR becuse it would make dunedin warm and I could hiberanate.

Also - how does SSS be short hand for Secret Sunset Club? I might be waaay off here, but doesn't club start with a C?

And finally you Isreal bunch may not be aware of this but DICK PREBBLE WILL NEVER BE PM - wait for it HE QUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(start the applause, but don't get too excited, because Rodney Hyde is the new fulla in charge of act. blegh.)


and yes, would you rather be made of Moro bar or be made of Caramello?

 

prob a moro bar it gives u more eneergy....well so the ad says lol "surfing without moro...nah"

would you rather walk round in a blow up coke can advertising coke or stand in the town square and admit u work for the pepsi company?

 

the coke can. That way it would provide a soft, bouncy shell when anti-globalisation types start pummeling me.

would you rather always mumble or always mispell everything?

 

mispell...i can hire someone to transcibe what i say...


out of curiosity..whats wrong with coke/pepsi? the whole anti globalization thing?

would you rather live in a communist utopia, or in the capitalist society we have now?

 

living in a communist utopia would be like living in an oxymoron. However, capatalism is a crock of shit.

but i choose our shitter of a society - for, as crap as it is at least it offers a degree of freedom. We do need people to be more chariatble though so EVRYONE can have freedom.


would you rather turn off your sweet stomach or your savoury stomach?

 

my sweet stomach....savory foods last longer and i have much bigger urges for them then sweet stuff

would you rather work at mcdonalds or die?

 

umm, work at maccas. Then i could sabotage it from the inside out, mwhahaha.
Would you rather have to wear shocking pink nailpolish on your nails for the rest of yor life or have no fingernails?

 

nail polish for sure, coz otherwise i would look like mrs hickeys TOE (her grose toe that scares the crap out of me)

would you rather have 6 fingers or 6 toes.

Doug

 

6 toes would be such a problem. i mean think of all the looks you would get when you ask for a custom made shoe because you have an extra friend growing downstairs. however, a finger may be more obvious, but you can smoke more ciggarettes (have more fingers to hold them in), you can eat with more than pair of chop-sticks, AND, you know what they say about guys with big hands.... an extra finger would deffinately put you in that catogorie. or maybe i am talking a load of shit...... it is entirely possible.

btw, the sss. its funny, i only just realised now it should be ssc, but that makes it twice as funny.

would you rather live in Damascus, Maryland (tiniest red-neck town ever, not allowed to buy or sell alcohol, and like 100 people live there with 1 traffic light on their one street), or live in Damascus, Syria??

 

I'd rather live in Damascus, Maryland. It could be amusing for a while. Damascus, Syria would be rather scary, me being a woman AND jewish.

Also, Sophie, yeah I know about Dick(head) Prebble quitting... but he's still an asshole and I'd still hate to have him as my PM.

Would you rather bite your own toenails or lick the sole of your foot?

 

Uh... lick the sole one.

Would you rather live in Auckland or Wellington?

 

umm, absolutley positivley wellington. I think everyone more or less agrees what a shitter auckland is.

would you rather bake a cake or eat it?

 

Eat it, of course! Plus, I can't cook to save my life.

Would you rather commit the crime and not get caught or just not commit the crime?

 

not comit a crime, whats the point.

and as for the cake thing asked previously, i would rather bake it, seeing someone else enjoy it is more enjoyment than eating it yourself (IMO)


would you rather be an ewok or a muppet


Doug

 

Muppet.

I'd like to see someone enjoying a cake as well but if I made it they'd probably get food poisoning.


Would you rather write a book or read a book?

 

I'm gonna break the rules of the game and say both. cos they're both fucking cool options.

would you rather take a bath in phlegm or take a bath in semen?

 

pheglm because a) theres at least a minute chance it could be MY phelgm
and b) no-one has ever got pregnant from phelgm.

Would you rather have kids tommorow or not at all?

 

have kids tomorrow..would be a total shock, but atlesat i could have my own kids then...


would you rather have a big house and no kids to fill it, or a small house with too many kids?

 

I'm not good with kids, so I'd go the big house.


Would you rather freak someone out or have someone freak you out?

 

someone freak me out - go the adrenalin rush .

would you rather have a splitting headache or really sore eyes?