Would you rather? Game!

uhhh.. '84 Chevrolet Chevette.


Would you rather stick a nail file in between your teeth and pull it out real fast, or stick a toothpick underneath your toenail and kick a basketball as hard as you could?

 

nail file between teeth!

Would you rather let somebody pee on your face in private or go shopping in a busy mall wearing nothing but a gimp mask

 

no takers?

 

i'll take the mall option, that just has fun writen all over it

listening to the smiths for the rest of your life, or having to watch donnie darko over and over again?

 

donnie darko

would your rather be a pirate, or god?

 

pirate 100%
i've always wanted to be a pirate even before jonny depp, although he does make it look ever so good

would you rather eat potato chips for all of your meals, or broccoli?

 

Broccoli.

Would you rather chug urine or tobasco?

 

tobasco.

Would you rather walk on broken glass for 5 full steps or put your hand in boiling water for 8 seconds?

 

broken glass...i have aspirations to be a sideshow freak

would you rather have a dog bite your hand, or have a person bite your ass?

 

I'd rather have a person bite my hand so I don't feel sorry for them when my foot comes a inch from their face. A dog would hurt more and I couldn't do that to a dog.

(haha... sometimes a friend will be smoking a spliff and I'll just walk by them and do these jujitso moves and scare the crap out of them...)

 

spliff

would you rather live in a farm house, or a warehouse?

 

hmmm....that's tough..farm house

would you rather sleep with a wet sheep, or a dry pig?

 

I love pigs so a dry pig.


Would you rather eat raw beef or eat cooked human?

 

ill choke down a steak tartare before a person

would you rather live in death valley, california in the summer or nome,alaska in the winter?

 

Nome, Alaska in the Winter.

I was born in Sitka, Alaska, anyway.


But I'd take Cuba or Miami... or somewheres.


Would you rather eat ketchup or mustard?

 

ketchup...


would you rather learn slovenian or navajo ?

 

mustard


you're in a horrible accident. Would you rather it result in paralysis or severe facial deformity?

 

That's a hard question...I say facial deformity.

Would you rather write in pen or pencil?

 

Pencil

Would you rather be a funky big fro'd dude from the 70's, or a punk rocker from the 80's?

 

Funky fro dude from the 70s.

Would you rather live in Ethiopia or Kazakhstan?