Would you rather? Game!

errrrrrrrrr god shoot me.
Britney.

wouldja rather drink a hot beer, or cold soup?

 

cold soup!!! no can do on the hot beer.....gazpacho and vichysoise taste so much better

mullet or bowl cut?

 

Mullet.


Have you ever surfed...?

Have you ever been bumped by sharks?

 

I surf....tis my religion. I live, breath, and eat it.

bumped by sharks? yes. see them? all the time. eat them? mako is mighty tastey....especially fried. Ever been bitten? luckily, no. But their skin feels like sandpaper.......

have you ever been bumped by a shark?

 

Can't say that I have.

One time while camping on the beach, me and my family woke up to the smell of a beached blue whale. Huge fuckin whale. We were on the news and everything.

Would you rather see a huge fuckin whale or a pack of dolphins at sea?

 

Ive seen many a pack of dolphins....i cry every time. Each time is like im seeing them for the first time ever. But I have never seen a whale....I think I would loose my shit.......

would you rather get syphillis or herpes?

 

ertrrrrrrrrr herpes
woudlja rahter go run off and live in the woods, or on a beach?

 

you'd rather get herpes? syphillus can be treated but herpes is forever... that's odd.
anyway, i would rather live... in the woods near a beach
would you rather watch cops for the rest of your life or judge joe brown for the rest of your life?

 

Cops

Be a rock star, or party with rock stars?

 

haha.. I said the same thing earlier about woods/beach.

Cops...

And I don't remember what the question under me is... but....

Yes, yes I would. I would like to do that.

Do you like to garden/have you ever?

 

uh, thats not a yes/no question, but w.e.

sure, gardenings cool, why not?

wouldja rather read "Gone with the Wind" or "To Kill a Mockingbird"? (goddamnit I hate both haha)

 

I love both of those books, but I like To Kill A Mockingbird, moreso.

I love that book.

Would you rather eat pencil shavings or swiss man?

 

swiss...man...?

12 string guitar, or classical guitar?

 

a 12 string classic

would you rather eat a loaf of stale bread or your mom out?

 

stale bread

red or white wine?

 

Apple wine.

Strawberry or Apple wine?

 

fish taco wine

yes

die by falling out of the sky and being crushed on elephants relentlessly, or dieing slowly in your sleep?

 

erm, in sleep.

wouldja rather jump rope, or play hopscotch?

 

jump rope

would u rather sleep with a fat chick or a dog?

 

a dog!


Would ya rather read a short story or a novel