Would you like a miniture weener dog?

Doesnt ever shit in the house or piss on people.

Really I swear.

 

i've dealt with miniature weener dogs before. i don't buy that it doesn't shit in the house.

as far as i can tell, miniature weener dogs do NOTHING except go to the bathroom inside, tear apart paper products, and break their backs by jumping on the furniture.

 

^ ok I have to read that to my husband.

 

I'll take it. I could always use a good meal.

 

What else does he do? Anything juicy?

 

uh huh huh you said.... wiener.. uh huh huh uh huh...

 

you can use her nipples for erasers

 

for some reason I thought this thread was going to be about these things...

 

That's disturbing. And you didn't tell me she was a bitch. Shame on you.

 

now there's a delicacy i haven't experienced years.

 

A friend of mine had one of those named "Little Bit," she was awesome. She did piss on me once, on 9/11, actually.

 

that'd be yummy with mustard

 

Do bitches squirt?

 

Depends on what technique Rocky is using at the time, if he had thumbs or a few digits I'm sure she would iggy:

 

I know. You gotta curl right?

 

It's called the "come hither"

 

sooooo delicious. they are called cocktail weiners and you wrap them in pillsbury rolls... and bake for like 10 minutes.... mmmmm :cheers2:

 

Sick. :cheers2:

 

Holy shit! :biggrin: I know what the "go tither" is! Totally!

 

My mum Had a Female Named 'Heidi'...When I was around 4 Years of Age...

Apparently she was Fiercely Loyal and Protective...

Unfortunately Heidi ran Out the House and got Hit by a Car on the motorway...

My Basset/Beagle mix Puppy has Quite a Weak Bladder... =/