would you lick cat feet that have just walked through some leaves that were sat on by tiger butt after it just gave birth to cubs after being inseminated by caffeinated sperm that was fermented for 3 weeks by swiss scientists in a completely sterile environment in the center of a synthetic jungle inhabited by african gophers who survive on kola nuts and dinosaur bones that were fossilized by volcanic ash which contained remnants of the first time machine ever invented by extradimensional aliens which were engineering a virtual reality for cosmic dust to live in?
why not? because you were raised that way or do you have a natural aversion to cat feet? what if the cat got a pedicure and washed its feet?
I probably would. I didn't read anything about poo in your description...so why not? The possible freakish benefits outweigh the grossness...which is negligible, really, imo.
