would you lick...

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by seaofdreams, Jun 21, 2013.

  1. seaofdreams

    seaofdreams Member

    would you lick cat feet that have just walked through some leaves that were sat on by tiger butt after it just gave birth to cubs after being inseminated by caffeinated sperm that was fermented for 3 weeks by swiss scientists in a completely sterile environment in the center of a synthetic jungle inhabited by african gophers who survive on kola nuts and dinosaur bones that were fossilized by volcanic ash which contained remnants of the first time machine ever invented by extradimensional aliens which were engineering a virtual reality for cosmic dust to live in?
     
  2. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

    Nope.
     
  3. Just_a_woman

    Just_a_woman Member

    Nope. I've stopped reading after "cat feet."
     
  4. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

    You shouldn't "pussy foot" around like that! :p
     
  5. kairilove

    kairilove Member

    :leaving:
     
  6. seaofdreams

    seaofdreams Member

    why not? because you were raised that way or do you have a natural aversion to cat feet? what if the cat got a pedicure and washed its feet?
     
  7. Mrs.H

    Mrs.H Something Witty

    Nope.
     
  8. babalon1919

    babalon1919 Member

    I probably would. I didn't read anything about poo in your description...so why not?

    The possible freakish benefits outweigh the grossness...which is negligible, really, imo.
     
  9. RainyDayHype

    RainyDayHype flower power Lifetime Supporter

    yes
    only because I'd then gain many magical powers and secrets of the world...
     
  10. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear voice of sexy

    assuming they were de-clawed. i don't need cat scratches all over my tongue.
     
  11. nz male

    nz male Senior Member

    I wondered what the 'would you lick' title was leading up to.
    Had me caught out too .
     

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