Would you go to a nude carwash and get your carwash there

I know I would and I know some will say that I’m crazy or it’s not right

 

Yes, I have, not long ago, in France, all good fun, part of a dare! When I was younger I would holiday with my family driving through France in a campervan, some of us travelled nude, car washes, service stations and fuel stations attracted a lot of attention!

 

Yes, I do believe that I could enjoy, being Nude with other Adults at most anything, as long as no kids are included! Maybe I am the crazy person!

 

No you are not I don’t think kids should be there until they are adults. FredBrice it would make me uncomfortable. But I would love to be there with other adults have fun

 

I would go to a nude car wash. I enjoy driving nude and washing the car seems natural when nude.

 

If I drove, yes I absolutely would!

 

I've been to Bikini Car Washes. No reason I wouldn't go to a Nude Car Wash

 

We had a TV stunt some years ago, with a guy going through a fully automatic car wash on his Harley Davidson.
In reality it took weeks of preparation, to reprogram everything to prevent the top rollers from ripping the riders helmet off and the side rollers flipping the bike and rider over, before wheelbrushes cleaned his boots.

The word got out before the day of the program and their was so much panic about teenagers getting injured or killed, that the film was impounded by the HSE and never shown.

This has happened with several television stunts over the years.

The film "Clockwork Orange" was blamed for around 5 horrible deaths in the UK alone. For legal reasons I cannot disclose the scene.

 

I've seen the uncut version of a Clockwork Orange. I'm pretty sure I know which scene you mean.

But, here in the states, Naked & Bikini Car Washes are pretty benign, With the Bikini washes, the car pulls into the parking lot and 4 or 5 cute girls in bikinis soap up your car and press their wet bodies against your windows. Same with the Naked car wash, except they have large Tents set up to pull your car into, so the girls aren't naked in public.

 

I have never heard of those car washes before, The posts were leaving me quite confused. Other than the risk of a few heart attacks, they sound quite safe.

We do have a few valet car washes and interior cleans. If you stay with the car, you are either watching a group of Rastafarians from Jamaica dancing to the sound of their ghetto blaster as they work, or a group if eastern European guys who call you "Sir" after every word.
Because they are competing with the machines, the guys are working hard. I have never heard of any complaints.

 

I guess the best way to explain it is to show it

 

I assume that business is fairly seasonal and shuts down altogether when it snows.
Although watching the girls shivering as they work, could be fun.

 

It really doesn't snow much in Southern California
Any sunny warm day, (Year Round) is occasion for a Bikini Car Wash.

 

Jane and I always have a good laugh when we fly over to Ireland in summer.

At Heathrow, it is sweltering and most of the holidaymakers boarding the flight are wearing skimpy tops short shorts and sandals.
The first clue that we are going to see some fun, is the announcement as we arrive. "Ladies and gentlemen, we are on our final approach to Cork airport, where the weather is overcast with a light drizzle. We hope that you enjoyed your flight with Aer Lingus and enjoy your stay in Ireland".
The now green passengers, now realise what those little brown hats the cabin staff handed out are for.

Two footnotes here.
In Cork language, "light drizzle", means belting down with rain. Real drizzle is what happens the rest of the time.
The passengers WERE enjoying their flight, until about FL2, where the crosswinds off the north Atlantic give the passengers a 15 minute free of charge helter skelter ride.


Until a few years ago, boarding a flight in Cork was via mobile steps. So while the arriving passengers are being blown the 50 yards to the terminal building, they are getting drenched from head to foot.
Their final insult happens as they leave the arrivals lounge and see people meeting the commuters on the flight, wearing long raincoats, wellies and carrying dripping umbrellas.

We imagine the visitors sitting in their hotels later, realising that Ireland is not called the emerald isles for nothing, realising that the quant green cottages that they planned to visit are farm buildings covered in moss. Then that lake that they passed on the bus, is actually a flooded field.


Oh Shucks. Now the Irish tourist board are not going to offer me a job.

 

It's fortunate that we have such diverse weather patterns here in the states. I really do appreciate the sunshine and warm weather. But having lived and traveled to many places in our nation, I've run the gamut from from sub zero temperatures to days reaching as high as 120f/48c. I've been nortorious for packing for the worst case scenarios and found I brought too much with me. But beter to have and not need than to need and not have.

 

There used to be a topless carwash in a nearby city here...been gone a long time..I always thought it was just another urban (urbane?) legend....