Would You Fuck Me?

ohhhhhhh. no, i don't think queen elizabeth was a virgin, either.

 

*snicker*

 

nof av weirv av dif gag.

 

hmm, peace, love, and bondage sex for all? :X

 

*adusts red's mask* you shouldn't be talking to the guests.

 

*talks to k over shoulder while pulling riding tack off the wall* i find things to be most satisfying this way.

 

yes mistress.

 

are you hungry?

 

Yes mistress, extremely. Ravenous actually, mistress, absolutely ravenous.

 

So looking at this thread, there are at least 128 people who would fuck me for ice cream,

 

actually, that really turned me on.

 

i think you can rest assured that they would give YOU ice cream if they could fuck you.

 

Not only you, mistress.

 

*smack* naughty...i'm supposed to be in control here. if i'm helpless, i can't do my job.

 

Mistress, if you're buckling, I could always take over!

 

*flops over* i'm not feeling very dominant today...

 

Who do you think you are?
Upon your knees. NOW!

 

where did you think i was a moment ago, master?

 

SIR, it's SIR. What should I do with a worthless slave that can't even get my name right? *paces up and down*

 

i'm sorry sir. forgive me, sir...don't...SPANK me...sir.