Would U Feel Bad If U Hit A Midget With Your Car?

I probably would after the initial period of laughing my ass off.

 

Kill a person with your car=20 years.Midget=10 years.Dwarf=7 1/2.(full size head)

 

First the 911 call, "Whats your issues?" me....."Well ive just hit one of the lollipop kids, no damage to my car but the midget is dead"

911 opp " Sir, just go home."

See the police probably wouldnt even care, or would send out the dui unit cause youd have to be fucked up on somthing .....Just tell them YOU were the deer in the head lights and ask them " Have you ever hit a fucking midget before?"

 

i would stop only if it was Matt Roloff of hhis wife

 

i'm terrified of midgits and dwarves...