Would going down on yourself be gay?

i hope thats real haha

 

not to mention the blur in between her crook of her arm there.. random blurs usually means photo editing

 

not only the blurriness, the malformed elbow, and the mismatched tan (IMO, Definitely photo shopped) but whats the point? even if it was a real pic, shes not limber enough to get any decent work done. "just a little farther, and i can lick my clit once! wow, why does my back hurt?"
i threw a muscle way out in my back once, doing a stretch that if taken to extremes, could lead to that sort of positioning.

oh, and the other thing? i think to get into that position you'd HAVE to have your knees bent, there isnt enough stretch in the ligaments/ tendons to allow that, unless you are a contortionist.

and i can lick my boobies. only risk is neck strain. i don't think self satisfaction is gay, although it is impressive. but then, i don't think we (as a species) should be all hung up on what makes, or doesn't make you feel good. i was going to make another point, but i forgot it. oh well.

 

can i lick your boobies

 

only in your dreams joker, there i have no control.


or do i? muahahahaha!

 

^^^ been there.. done that.. and trust me.. your boobs weren't the only thing i licked ....

 

I like this thread.
A lot.

 

awww, how sweet joker. its a rare man who isn't selfish in his dreams.

 

trust me.. i don't pass up the chance to ever go down.. im good at it.. and i get pleasure from pleasuring . plus.. i have rule of thumb.. if i wont put one head down there.. i dare not put the other there either

 

thats a good rule of thumb.
i just spent several minutes trying to think of something witty and clever to say, but alas, my mind is too high to function properly.

 

i got ya all flustered

 

maybe im just not that witty. but i am easily flustered when im high and exhausted. it could be the result of any number of things. hell, it could be the NyQuil

 

tussin out?

 

that depends on what you mean by "tussin out"

 

fingering yourself in the anus while sucking on your own nipple and rubbing your clit ABC's style

 

Now, I'm interested.

 

well, then not so much.

 

well that's no fun

 

whatever made you think i was fun? you must be more familiar with my other personalities.