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  1. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    I've booked in the Rolling Stones, they are doing a stadium tour and they asked for a large venue with great acoustics.
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 9, 2010
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  3. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Hey, where's your wedding ring?
     
    lunarverse, Aug 9, 2010
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUsmiSC60Gs&feature=related"]YouTube- ‪How to open a can without can opener‬‎

    its pussy feeding time..
     
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  7. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    This tastes nothing like Shelly's...uh, I mean...
     
    lunarverse, Aug 9, 2010
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  9. cherryberry

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    Honey you look like a chia pet
     
    cherryberry, Aug 9, 2010
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  11. Wine Country Nudist

    Wine Country Nudist Member

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    So this is what it feels like to kiss lips surrounded by stubble.
     
    Wine Country Nudist, Aug 20, 2010
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  13. PeacefulIntentions

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    sorry i just blew my nose inside your vagina
     
    PeacefulIntentions, Sep 11, 2010
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    tapeworm?
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Sep 11, 2010
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  19. PeacefulIntentions

    PeacefulIntentions Member

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    holy shit i can fit my elbow in there
     
    PeacefulIntentions, Sep 11, 2010
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  21. broony

    broony Banned

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    tuna barbecued was always better
     
    broony, Sep 12, 2010
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  23. PeacefulIntentions

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    why do i hear an echo inside your vagina, hello hello hello.....
     
    PeacefulIntentions, Sep 12, 2010
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  25. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    num nums. is what my sister says to ally to get her to eat
     
    Jennifer19, Sep 12, 2010
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    Im a look these mushrooms up on shroomery real quick, hold on a sec... :D
     
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  29. PeacefulIntentions

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    why the hell does your vagina taste like chicken?
     
    PeacefulIntentions, Sep 12, 2010
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  31. djomalley

    djomalley Fanch King

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    With all this hair and that oversized clit, it looks like a badger has nested between your legs and is sticking it's tounge out at me!!!
     
    djomalley, Sep 13, 2010
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  33. broony

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    do i look silly doing this?
     
    broony, Sep 13, 2010
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    you wanna star in the jack links commercial ?? ..
     
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  37. lillallyloukins

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    "Atch-chooooh!!!!!!!!!!"...
     
    lillallyloukins, Sep 14, 2010
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    baby, youre the gre -gre-gre(I just cant!!!! you smell worse than the bus the hobos piss on!!!1 one these day alice, one these days,, WASH YOUR STINKY HOLE!!!!

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    hey ralph, i work in a stinky hole all day.. you dont see me complaining.. :p
     
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