Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

How about - can i have some chips with that?

 

I have come here to chew bubble gum and- wait something got me by the neck, Oh g-d.. help... gurgle gurgle..

 

Hold it just like that, I'll be right back - I have a woodworking project that needs sanding...

 

Hello Hello Hello

My name my name my name

is Fred is Fred is Fred

 

is this kosher??

 

should I give the dog a bisquick ?..


note "biscuit" spelling, cause that what i use..

 

Oh shit - I lost my tongue stud...

 

I know where im hiding when there is an earth quake...

 

Honey...who's cock is this?

 

do you validate parking?

 

I dont always drink beer, but when I do I prefer Dos Equis..

 

I lost a tooth...


hahahaha

 

Do you mind if I floss while i'm down here?

 

oh i forgot to tell you your dad called earlier and your mom died..ok...where was I?

 

finger-licking good

 

are you a holocaust survivor ? ..

 

Mah! Get my hedgeclippers!

 

There's my weed!!!

 

Aha I knew you stole my watch

 

Did you sit on some cheese earlier or something?