Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

ooooo Tacos the other PINK meat

 

whats this tattoo on your thigh, "Road to Damascus".?... Oh shit im Blind.. WTF AHHHHHHHHHHHHH...:willy_nilly:

 

tastes like two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles mayo on a sesame seed bun

 

This reminds me, let's order chinese

 

got a toothpick?

 

Soooo....Come here often?

 

going down the road feeling bad..

 

Well blow your whistle freight train carry me far on down the track
Well I'm going away, I'm leaving today
I'm goin', but I ain't comin' back.

 

Lady, I'm your knight wearing a gas mask and I love you
You have made my eyes burn, and I am yours
My love, there's so many ways I want to say you stink
Let me hold my nose forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your odor
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?

Lady, for so many years I thought I'd never smell you
You have come into my life and made me vomit
Forever let me gag to see you each and every morning
Let me hear your farts softly in my ear

 

"It's twice the fucking size of the last one"

 

Staring contest!!!

 

Can I put my nose in there.

 

Abraham Lincoln.....

 

I'd like to be, under the sea..
In an octopus' garden in the shade...

 

baby just call me Stanley steamer because I'm about to clean this carpet goooood...

 

kick off's in 7 minutes and i don't want to miss it!

 

Hey! I found the missing remote!!

 

OMfg Jimmy Hoffa..

 

In Pittsburgh, she might thank you for warning her =P

 

:smilielol5:

note to self... never visit Pittsburgh (no wonder my sister moved from there)...