Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

"how soon after giving birth do those stitches get removed?"

 

Son: Look Ma! No hands!
Mother: Be quiet and keep licking son. I am almost there...

That was probably over the line. Sorry.

Edit: Orison said it first.
246

 

#246 Ate, who do we appreciate? #246 ate who do we appreciate?

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyByefOvgQ

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Well shit lol.

Sorry sir. I hadn't noticed your post.
I shall make the appropriate edits.

My contribution: WTF is the progressive lady doing in there?

 

wow, is that testicles?.....

 

Ive never seen a flea circus this close up.. I really enjoyed it..

 

you made my post 2468 possible..
you didnt have to change your post. just your underwear .. ..

 

I've changed my mind...

 

you might be entitled to money damages..

 

is that a mole or a doorknob?

 

I need a shamwow

 

you , you, want me to store my nuts in there? Are you crazy lady or whatz...

 

Your sex change surgery ain't fooling me.

 

I found my watch

 

cranberry juice will help that

 

is this area protected by the department of Wildlife..

was that a duck or a fart?

 

what do i do now?

 

Should I just ignore the penis?

 

this would be a good place to hide in case of tornado..