Worst Thing to say While Munching Carpet I

you're imagining I'm Brad Pitt aren't you?!

 

ooooh.....a dingleberry

 

I think I just severed an umbilical cord

 

wow a built in swimming pool..

 

yikes..I never seen hair inside like that before

 

look ma no hands..

 

Please Mister Custer, I don't wanna go.....

 

oh where oh where are you tonight.. why do you leave me here all alone..
I searched the world over and thought I found true love you met another and PTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPpttp you were gone..

 

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell something peculier....

 

I will just have to rearrange these toilet paper clinkers, then we're in business

 

Uh--is there a drug store in the area?

 

My face is itching... I think the crabs have found a new home.

 

*sings*

Who put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
Who put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong?
Who put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?
Who put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip?
Who was that man?
I'd like to shake his hand
He made my baby

 

"...is it suppose to be this sour?!"

"OH GOD....I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE...MMMBBLLAAHHH!"

 

who let the dogs out?

 

moe. larry the cheese..

 

I licked poop right before this

 

(i have no clue) use your imagination...

 

I need another drink

 

This is a base jumpers dream..
jeerooooooooooonnaamooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....