worst music to have sex too

Wow. I've always thought sex with music is plain hilarious. I think it has something to do with choreographing your own fucking that cracks me up into a pile of giggles. So I would say all music turns me off.

If I had to sex off to music... I think I would pull out the vintage vinyls and old 50s songs. Why? There's something sinister and naughty beneath the "boo bops" for me, and I think of naughty girls dripping or with no panties on in their highwaisted pants! Or decent guys getting hard nevertheless.

Rock, pop, country, metal, r&b are just downright hysterical. Uh.. not to mention techno.

 

I remember ballin' this broad one time on acid, she inisted that we play "a little Hall and Oates", shit startin getting freaky when she tied me up a rode me like a cow girl I startin loosing my shit during the song " Private eyes ( they're watching you)" . She was one crazybitch. lol.

 

How so?!

I'd imagine that's the BEST music to have sex to.

 

theme from "The Muppet Show"

 

the hansons.... lol oh and the soundtrack to RENT

 

yoko ono singing anything

 

i lost my virginity to britney spears. it wasn't by choice, i was in a venezuelan hotel room and MTV was on and it just kind of, well, happened.
i had planned the seduction, but not the music. and i didn't know how to say "turn that off" in spanish to my partner and figured saying it anyway would ruin the mood.

 

james blunt, enya

anything from the so called ' sensitive rock' scene, oh and the worst of all wtf is pianorock???? the dudes who make that music, i don't think they have balls :S

 

haha, doors is ok, cmon you can feel the hardness of jim's cock in their music

 

or lack of, depending on how much liquor he was swillin that day, lol! .... he can sound pretty flaccid on certain parts of "american prayer"

but yeah, yoko ono would definitely dry up my juices any day - ewwww!

 

What about The Wiggles?

 

I'm From Barcelona - seriously, like having "Up With People" in the room whilst knockin'.
gah.

 

This is tough. There's a lot of music that does not fit the mood. Country is right up there with Tex-Mex.

 

Anyone heard of thickdick?

 

LMAO!!! That would be interesting...

 

Barry Manilow? Leo Sayer? The Village People? The Brady Kids? Slim Whitman? Boxcar Willie?

There was a 20 minute version of that song Love to Love You Baby that they used to play at discos.

Barry White wasn't too bad. Mmmmmmm! Can't get enough of your love, babe!

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Maybe the right kind of name but wrong type of music.

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What do you get when you play a country record backwards?

You get your wife back, your job back, your car back, you get out of jail, etc.

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Shaggie, they do have a song out that illustrates what you will get back when playing the song backwards. It made me smile.

How about Andy Milonakis? "The Superbowl is gay. Orange juice raped my father, so he must be gay" or whatever the hell they say. I'm pretty sure I would just keel over and die if that came on.

An old boyfriend and I would always argue about our music choices. He wanted rap and I wanted jazz. Rap and r&b just don't do much for me in the sack. Both choices were probably equally as awful, come to think of it.