Newsflash - Bush IS an alien. Here's how you can tell when politicians are actually aliens. Note whether they have lips or not. Bush=no lips. Cheyney=no lips. Reagan=no lips. Rumsfeld=no lips. This is because the aliens have to create these stretchy "skin suits," which are pulled tightly over their actual bodies in order to create the illusion of a real person. Seriously - next time you see these creeps on tv, check out the lack of lips and know you are NOT looking at a human being, but a cold, calculating extraterrestrial. Now if I can only figure out their PLAN.
Depends which type of aliens. Maybe some of the aliens from HHGTTG, or possibly E.T. (although having a leader who is three feet tall and looks like a deflated leather football with a giant triangle head wouldn't go over well in the polls.) I wouldn't object to some star trek ones. But definitely not the aliens from Alien, or "To Serve Man". Maybe the dutch or the swiss would be okay.
bush. better the devil you know. though i heard john tesh is an alien. i'm inclined to believe, he seems very nice. if that was my choice, i suppose i could run with that.
