Words of wisdom.

If someone offers you a mint, always take it. Even if you dont want it.

They might be trying to tell you something.

 

"Don't tell everyone everything - it'll make you feel cheap" - Holden Caulfield, "The Catcher In The Rye."

 

“This weed’s called Presidential. It’ll make your mother blow the national anthem out her ass with a kazoo.” - Joey Diaz

 

"A joint in the hand is worth two in the bush."
Some hippie

 

.....don't eat yellow snow....

 

You don't like lemon water ice?

 

I use this toothpaste myself. It kind of works.

 

Dont tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass

-Chekhov's advice to his brother on writing.

For the writers out there

 

I used to think that, too. But the truth is that, unlike birds, there's no danger of the two joints in the bush flying away. So you can help yourself to all three joints.

 

Fake it til you make it.

 

If you find yourself in Hell...Keep going! - Winston Churchill.

 

don't you remember the bible? moses threw his joint in a bush and the whole thing caught on fire, burning up his spare bush-joint in the process. then he got so stoned from the smoke that he heard the voice of god.

 

If it ain't broke don't fix it.

RTFM.

 

It's real hard to be free when your bought and sold in the market place.

Easy Rider.

 

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When a brother of the beard hands you either a beer or a bong partake.

 

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