Words of Wisdom

...get to finish one by yourself.

Step on every crack.....

 

stub your toe and break your back


A penny saved ...is a

 

... my current retirement portfolio.

A bird in the bush ...

 

just pooped on me.

turn on, tune in,

 

Freak out!
Le Freak, C'est Chic
Freak out!


A bird in the hand is...

 

actually a penis.

when the going gets rough, the rough gets...

 

their asses Owned



One potato,two potato....

 

k cool, thats enough potatos.

live life everyday, as if it was....

 

your birthday...



The Brightest flame burns the....

 

reddest eyes.


Where there's smoke ...

 

Theres Hippies


The first cut is the

 

sucks the most, but your only a baby

The bigger they are, the harder...

 

fall... on you!

When the last train home fails to turn up …..

 

...go back to the bar.

What goes up....

 

will always make a good target to aim at

When in Rome ….

 

...do as the Romanians do....

If you can’t beat em...

 

..... lose with honour.

Remember, tomorrow, is …..

 

...a song by Iron Maiden.

you get what you get...

 

… unless you four get

the proof of the pudding is ...

 

...in me brother’s tummy

If you love something, set it free...