Words Of Wisdom

Always hide dead hookers in grease bins at restaurants, everyone knows those rarely get emptied.

 

take the batteries out of your dildo before checking your luggage.

 

I can't tell you the number of times I could have used this advice...

 

oh, and when you're visiting your boyfriend at county lockup, make sure you take the dildo OUT of your purse, they go through your stuff, you know.

 

:lol: heheeeeeeeeee

 

Yes, I found that out.



Where were you two years ago?

 

posting naked pictures of myself on the internet.

 

DAMN!!!!

Where was I two years ago?

 

obviously not here, because you'd remember...

 

ask permission before tweaking the nipples

 

I miss out on all the good stuff...

 

Never let an anteater stick his head in your pants.

 

Don't eat the yellow snow

 

don't talk to boosh about menstruation.

 

Don't ever take anyone's advice, especially your own.

 

I wanna see the naked pictures...encor! bis! bravo!