Women's Assholes

Get into the habit of asking your girl if she's 'tongue friendly'

 

I lived in Japan for a year. The electric bidet seats are very common there. So it's easy for guys and chicks to keep their assholes squeaky clean. Everyone should get one, it changes your life.

 

The Japanese probaby wouldn't be into ass licking though!

 

no..they prefer tentacle rape fantasy porn

 

:smilielol5:

 

I talked with a girl who said she had an extremely sexy boyfriend. His one problem was he had the nastiest smelling asshole in the world. He loved 69-ing with her. She hated it because he smelled totally like shit. She also said he had an extremely small prick.

 

Yes but I'd imagine she was blowing him as opposed to rimming him during the 69?

 

yeah, and that puts her nose nowhere near the asshole...

 

fair enough

 

I can tell you what I do. I've gotten rid of hair with laser treatment.

Because of my diet, most times after I go to the toilet, the paper won't have marks after I wipe. I use wet tissues anyway and if something isn't working as it should, I shower, if I'm home.

When I get home from work, I shower immediately. I like feeling clean and fresh and I never use the same clothes in the house as I've used to go to work. That includes my panties. When I'm back home I'll shower and put on clean panties... unless I can be naked (not always possible, because it's cold here).

I also use an ointment to keep the skin healthy. It's something I've heard about on a visit to a dermatologist.

I don't do any special preparation for anal and we have no accidents of the dirty kind, possibly due to my diet. Men other than my husband will be wearing condoms, anyway.

It must work, because men like licking my ass.

 

My laser Brazilian keeps the hair at bay, and I use flushable wipes to keep things clean.

Flushable wipes have only been on the market for a couple of years, but long before that (since I was in H.S.) I used baby wipes to keep clean. I can actually thank my mother for that idea. Once day she handed me a small package of baby wipes and told me to always keep them in my hand bag, which I did. Thanks Mom. I wish we would have invented flushable wipes.

 

LOL!!! This is hilarious...

I'm not really a fan of the whole bootyhole licking thing but I keep it as clean as possible. Wash really well with detachable shower head and put a little deodorant in my crack lmao. Use wet wipes after I use the bathroom. Always have some wherever I go

 

Gee, you certainly take things seriously

You must have a lot of spare time on your hands. Thank God I'm not a woman, and don't have to constantly worry about getting fucked in the ass

There's no need to shower straight away when you get home from work unless you've had a sweaty and stressful day!

Your husband is okay with other men going in your ass-hole! Gee

You sound like one cool lady

 

What I'm interested in is; was your mom implying you use them for your ass-hole???

 

I think it is a very general issue, if a person is really caressive about its outer-looks and is going for sex then he or she will definitely take care that their love parts are good in condition.

Thanks

 

yes

 

As with a lot of hygiene in the genital and anal area, especially for women, the first step is to get rid of the hair. This is vital. Many women I have known miss out on this area and it is nasty. I shave regularly with care and make sure there is no stubble there. Then I use a bidet after the lavatory. I go commando so underwear isn't a problem but I do wipe very carefully when a bidet isn't available.

 

I have one question...

Who determines if a girl is HOT? Do you go around checking all women's asses to determine that?

 

i mentioned this before, but im off toilet paper. been off it for years. hate the stuff. i just take showers. im starting a paperless movement, for both the environment and hygeine.

 

^^^ In lots of countries people don't use paper. They wash with water and their left hand.