Women

come on man, the women should be opening the beer - always

 

it's true. it makes us sexy and powerful.

 

haha..

women jokes never get old.

 

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothin' you haven't already told her twice...

 

Why shouldn't women wear watches?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

 

why do women get married in white?

so they'll match the kitchen appliances.

 

ummm...why isn't that woman pregnant and bare footed, while she's doing those dishes?:toetap05:

 

she already has the kid...the girl is learning her job as a woman

 

Why did the woman cross the road?

I don't know, she should've been in the kitchen where she belongs. :toetap05:

 

she can't be hugely pregnant the whole time. her husband would find her unattractive.

why do women have smaller feet than men?

so they can stand closer to the sink.

 

what's the differance between a dog and a woman?

Walking the Dog is more Relaxing

 

why did hillary lose the election?

because she's a woman.

 

no dude...

she' oughta have one helping do the work and one in the oven to make the chain grow longer, and dad hopes he's getting a boy outta all this...

 

Why don't women have a penis?

So she can stand closer to the kitchen sink

 

My wife asked what was on the TV.

I said, "Dust! Get back to work!"

 

Not to mention she's a self-hating blonde trying to act like an intelligent brunette. Real blondes slut it out real good.

 

you make a fine argument.

 

You have a wife?

 

You don't have a wife.

 

I like smilies.