We can read tons of story and experience but this time let us know what kind of set up you organize to masturbate , screw a dildo to a post, play on bedpost , inventing a machine , time for you girl to describe you ultimate self pleasure party that you invented and dream of ............
organizing a masturbation is quite the task. step one, of course, is to pick a date. then you need to rent a venue, hire a band, find a caterer, etc. next task is to get the word out. i start out by printing flyers and creating a facebook event, then i move on to personally calling everyone that attended my last masturbation. the day of the event is obviously hectic. you need to buy any last minute supplies/sex toys, set up the bed/venue, get your hair done (both upper and lower hair), put on your dress, greet and entertain your guests, and finally, reach down there and rub one out.