Women are nuts

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by indescribability, May 17, 2006.

  1. bird_migration

    bird_migration ~

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    Any cock or just yours?
     
  2. Bloody_Kisses

    Bloody_Kisses Thizzler

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    No, it makes me feel like a hoe to just give blowjobs. i dont mind sucking cock during foreplay.
     
  3. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Any cock. Smarty pants.

    BK, I'll lick a little pussy during foreplay, but I'm not gonna sit down there and munch and munch away.
     
  4. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    I knew a girl who had a cooter so big it could feed half of africa
     
  5. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    speak for yourself :p


    but... yeah, I enjoy performing oral, but if I never received it I wouldn't keep up giving, it'd feel too lopsided a relationship/thing
     
  6. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    Awww, but I actually enjoy doing that to my hubby, I actually get turned on by it! To me, it's so sexy to be able to give him that kind of pleasure! Hey, I'm the only one who has been able to make him have an orgasm that way, and he's the only one I've ever given oral to, so it's kind of a ego trip for me. ;)

    If he refused to return the favor for me, then we'd have a big problem. ;)


     
  7. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    part of a woman's survival instinct is to bond with other females. that's herding instinct. men's bodily functions are a small part of their bonding ritual
     
  8. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    bond with other females my ass. I know less girls that get along with girls than anything. Every female dominated work place I've worked for is filled with back stabbing, gossiping and shit talking. When I worked at the clinic a group of girls would sit around and talk shit about a girl that wasn't there. Then when one of them got up to check a patient, the group started talking about the girl that was just sitting there with them.

    I repeat: Women are fucking nuts.
     
  9. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    same here I've only done it to 3 calls, all pretty long prelationships and even than never as not forplay I am not your hired hooker I am your bitch d:
     
  10. mynameiskc

    mynameiskc way to go noogs!

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    you ever watch a herd of cow elk? them bitches kick, box and bite for pecking order. women are animals. we're not nuts.
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    the nuttier the better :D
     
  12. Jennasia

    Jennasia Member

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    obviously she wants to jump your bones, what are you waiting for?
     
  13. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    Simple as this:

    She wants to remain professional. Dating within the work place is often frowned upon.
     
  14. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed. I prefer crazy, Married crazy two out of three times. Three out of three if you count the extra Korean gene for craziness.

    Cooloner, bang her brains out and then see what happens.
     
  15. indescribability

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    Like I said, I've always said "the crazier the better"...... probably my problem.

    And I agree, crazy chicks fuck like a mad woman
     
  16. fritz

    fritz Heathen

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    A womans testosterone level is at her highest during menstruation...So, for around a week or so a month it's the closest she gets to how a man is almost year 'round. ;):p

    Oh, & the guys at my job gossip like a motherfucker.
     
  17. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    A womans testosterone level may be at its highest at that point, but our estrogen levels hardly come close to a womans(as best I know)
     
  18. King James

    King James Banned

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    Put her on cruise control.
     
  19. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    the mutualy coercive mutual self deceptiveness of human society is nuts, reguardless of gender, age, social fortune or any damd thing else.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  20. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    It's just been reconfirmed. Women are out of their fucking minds - although I smell a rat *sniffs*..... I'm pretty sure there is one afoot. Crazy ass women. I'm on a roll pissing them off tonight it seems.
     
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