Women are a waste of time.....

That's the REAL problem with women: no sense of camaraderie.

 

And another thing...when are you women going to remember to raise the toilet seat back up when you're finished?!

 

If men had better aim they wouldn't need to raise it.

do you raise it after you shit too... because that doesn't happen at my house... so why should it be raised just because i have a vagina and i sat down to tinkle?

 

I can get over putting it up, but I am NOT putting it down. I personally don't care how many times you almost fell in. If I have to adjust the seat, so do you!

Otherwise we'll all leave it down for convenience sake and you can sit on a wet seat.

 

And so would you.

You have to sit down on that bad boy sometime, especially while experiancing the shits!

 

Maybe some of us have fire hoses that splatter everywhere.

Why do women act like they know what it's like to have a penis? They wouldn't know how to handle one on their best day.

The first time they got a boner at the office they'd take personal time off of work and go shopping to feel better as soon as they were done crying about it.

 

Actually, I always raise the seat when I use it and lower the seat and close the lid when I'm finished. Always have.

 

too many men around growing up for me to have a problem with seat being up. when i potty trained my girls i taught them to make sure the seat was down first. hasn't been a single problem. it's not like it's hard.

 

Some, but not all.

Please, I can handle a penis just fine, thank you.

Try having a period, I could deal with a boner.... bitch please.

 

That's a hard point to argue.

 

You know what I really dislike ? Women without manners. Those who talk and act like men. It just annoys me for some reason.

 

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers2:

 

I read a report that said 90% of women would prefer to have a male boss.
There's arseholes male and female.
But u can beat up a male arsehole.
Female ones have to have "car accidents" etc.More time consuming...

Bad men are just vain, stupid and easy to spot.
But bad women are snidey, u have to draw the true colours out of em, to find em out..

 

I think I need to opt out of this conversation today. Would not be wise for me to post in here today. uhhh... hehe

 

Has your spy just driven off for lunch.To be met with the loud bang of a dumper truck veering out of control?

Blame it on her thinking the rear view mirror was to do her lipstick in...

 

I hate when they think they are the shit and act like prissy little bitches, that annoys the shit out of me... they don't know how to be down to earth.

 

In retrospect, you fall for the mannerless ones, so you must be into that.

The highmaintnace ladies cost more anyway...

 

Some of 'em fake it pretty good up front.

 

The ones I find difficult are the "I think being a bitch is cool" brigade...

I mean they might as well shave their heads and wear a T Shirt saying "I was forced to suck my uncle's dick for 12 years as a child".

Seriously, two-facedness cattiness and all that "aren't I clever" just comes across as soooo sad. I just think jesus, get a life.

 

I'm a Navy wife and I understand why you feel this way. My husband comes home with so many stories about women who cheat and take everything while their husband is on deployment.
You have to remember how hard it is having a husband that's gone all the time though. I like to call seperation allowance 'make me feel a tad bit better by giving me shopping allowance'.. Same with food, when you're all alone, it's hard not to have a party in your mouth for one.
It gets depressing leaving your friends, your job and your family behind. I think any military guy who can empathize with this has a good chance of not getting the typical obese, cheating and money leeching military wife.