Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years

Did she put out at least?

 

Haha. Talk about awkward positioning. Why didn't he pull her off when she was sleeping or something. You know drug her with some sleeping pills in her OJ and put her on a bed.

What a dick.

 

Yeah I wouldve totally drugged her too.

He must be a hick.

 

OR maybe she was tied down originally until the skin grew over the seat?

 

Why couldnt he tie her up and throw her in the basement like everyone else does?

 

Because that is so last year. Leaving a woman on the toilet until she becomes one with the toilet is the new in thing.

 

i actually had to re-read the story... apparently it doesn't actually come out and say that they lived in a trailor, but something still tells me that's the reason...

 

but she started sitting on the toilet a year before last year...

 

Yeah but it has to already be done to become the new in thing. Sheep can't think on their own.

 

so you're saying she's a trendsetter

 

There is a lesson to be learned from all of this...

I'm not sure what it is yet, but I'm sure there is.

 

Pull up your pants? :shrug:

Yes that's it!

I like to be unique though.

 

As I've said before,it's a dirty job,but somebody had to do it.

 

they say she spent a lot of time in the bathroom... that it was the only place she felt safe.
safe from shitting her pants.. i guess...

 

alright I have to break this record.......... Who wants to bring me food and water while I sit in the bathroom for 6 years?????

 

not content to just break the record, she has decided to shatter it! :applause:

 

Now,if she'd sat on his face for two years,I'd cut 'er a little slack.

 

mad whacked. wtf

 

The boyfriend was dumb. He should never have brought her food.

I hope she did a courtesy flush...

 

When I had the runs last week I found it uncomfortable to be on the toilet for more than 30 minutes.. I don't know which one is more crazy, the husband for leaving her there or the woman for wanting to be there.. They sound like they were made for each other though...