With A Toaster..

"Laydeez 'n' gennelmen;I shall now play Rachmaninov's Piano Concerto #2,using just these two sticks and a toaster!"

 

I had to buy a new toaster today..

 

Join or die with a toaster.

 

Watching your partner dump with a toaster.

 

Escorting you to your seat and toaster for the evening dear lady!

 

There's just ONE proper way to punish naughty bread-and that's ...[aaall t'gevva nahh...] WIV A TOASTER!

 

Do Younger Women Contempt All Men with a toaster

 

Why Does My Boyfriend Masturbate In A Squat Position Whilst Sitting On A Toaster...??.. :unsure:



Cheers Glen.

 

like a fox or a tree or a meteorite, you can do anything with a toaster.
some of them may not be a very good idea though.
like for example surfing with a toaster. (or scuba diving)
which might be ok if you don't ever intend to toast anything in it.

 

Best thread ever.

 

When It Opened I Didn't Give This Thread A Lifespan Past One Page......Now Look

Whats Happened......



Cheers Glen.

 

Do you think it's right to complain if you didn't have a toaster?..

 

Sex reassignment ...Who should pay with a toaster?

 

Will Trump Have His Own Toaster...??...



Cheers Glen.

 

Do You Put "Ben Wa Balls" In Your Toaster....??....



Cheers Glen.

 

No Bra....Showing Nipples....Small Breasts....And Big Toasters......



Cheers Glen.

 

Toaster Orgasms.....Do You Have Them...???...



Cheers Glen.

 

Topological Supersymmetry In Transformable Soliton Toasters.....



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Create A Mega Phrase Linear Toaster From 4 Little Toasters....



Cheers Glen.

 

Girls Have You Ever Tried Double Or Even Triple Penetration With A Toaster...???... :yikes:



Cheers Glen.