With A Toaster..

Discussion in 'Games and Contests' started by deleted, Feb 5, 2017.

  1. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Happy valentine's day to my toaster!
     
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  2. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    On a leash?
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    What's the next best thing to smoking weed with a toaster?
     
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  4. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Skank down to your favourite Bob Marley tune...With a toaster.
     
  5. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Covered In Toast. Lots Of Toast..
     
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  6. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    How Many Of You Actually Want Toast?
     
  7. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    Happy Valentine's day to my beloved sister with a toaster



    I'm having toast surrounding a hot dog in 30 minutes.
     
  8. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    Happy Valentine's day to my beloved sister with a toaster to hit me with.



    I'm having toast surrounding a hot dog in 30 minutes.
     
  9. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    kkk leader murdered with a toaster



    and nobody gives a fuck
     
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  10. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    do you like small toasters?..
     
  11. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    yup. (the chord).
    (well i didn't really. but i've seen people doing things like that to keep their s.s.i.
    the invisible dog on a coat hanger leash is fairly common, or i remember it being)
     
  12. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    Small toasters are the only choice
     
  13. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    Will toast relieve my paranoia from smoking weed?
     
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  14. Heat

    Heat Smile, it's contagious! :) Lifetime Supporter

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    Only if you're Pulled over by Officer with a toaster. :)
     
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  15. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    caring for abandoned toasters..
     
  16. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    open letter to people that don't clean their toasters..
     
  17. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    why do you eat toast?
     
  18. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    toast while sleeping.
     
  19. deleted

    deleted Visitor

    ever answer the front door with toast?
     
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  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    Male ejaculating from cunnilingus with a toaster
     
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