With A Toaster..

Stop the insanity!
This won't go away!


Guys Who Love Sharing Their Wives.....with a toaster

 

Sure man, I'd loved getting toasted with your toaster.

 

Only if there's extra butter.

 

How Often Do Straight Guys Have " Toaster Sex"....???...



Cheers Glen.

 

Confidence issues with size of my toaster..

 

Toaster Dependency

 

What about some nice ol' "YO Toaster" Jokes..

 

Free at last, Free at last,
My cosmic microwave toaster,
Now comes with its own free energy!
Zero point energy from the fifth dimension!
The real reason the group actually broke up!​

 

A local woman gave a toaster to a total stranger during the Boston Marathon..

 

YO Toaster is a 3 way Nymphomaniac. It wants to lick off a Blender's white frosting and .....crumb swap ......with a toaster.

 

My cosmic microwave toaster,
Has a will and a mind of its own,
Sometimes its temperamental,
Sometimes off in LaLa Land!

 

When you look at a Toaster there's only one question you gotta ask yourself......... Is my Toaster feeling lucky, punk?

 

My cosmic microwave toaster's love,
Is alway de jevu all over again,
For our ignorance is truly bliss,
Knowing nothing but our shared warmth.

 

Boyfriend: Hey, you about done in the bathroom? I am ready to start this Star Trek marathon!

Me: Star Trek marathon, huh?!

*I climb into my bathtub full of water... with a toaster and an extension cord*

Me: Yeah sure, be right out!

 

White Helmets tried to lobby Roger Waters with a toaster

 

What bread is stuck in your toaster right now?

 

Sour dough, burnt to a crisp.

 

The toaster of the decade..

 

Will We Have Toast In The Future?

 

Toronto 9 Toast From Van On Sidewalk..

Too soon..