With A Toaster..

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  1. mcme

    mcme lurker

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    Hmm...menage a toast, so to speak.
     
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  2. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    To eat toast Asmodean? With your own toaster?

    That pm.. you selfish sod!

    :D
     
  3. Asmodean

    Asmodean Slo motion rider

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    Selfish? It's your fantasy i'm aiming to fulfill!
    I have sexually identified as a toaster since childhood btw
     
  4. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i've yet to meet a fox in the wild with a toaster
     
  5. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    Im sharing my toaster with Asmos..

    Do I need to ask them any questions first? I need help!
     
  6. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    I Refuse To Have My Toaster Vaccinated.......Does This Make Me A Bad Man..???...:anguished:



    Cheers Glen.
     
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  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    no that's not the reason
     
  8. broony

    broony Banned

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    Special stainless steel toasters are bullshit.
     
  9. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I accidentally whacked Shitlegs [one of my pooches] with the toaster,this very morning. Oh,how he whinged...pansy!
     
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  10. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    I bumped into George Foreman this morning. He was having a conversation...[I bet you can fill in the rest]...
     
  11. morrow

    morrow Visitor

    My new kettle is chatting up my old toaster.. wow!
     
  12. trashed

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    My toaster must be tight. I put the thing in it and it pops right back out.
    what now?
     
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  13. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    The secret,trashed,is to sidle up to your toaster and in a soft,seductive manner,say,"You have VERY nice buttons...mind if I stroke them?" Suddenly,your toaster will be feeling VERY hot [grrr!] so be prepared to catch pinged-out airborne hot slices of bread!

    [yep-I'm Captain Hotstuff,with a toaster!]
     
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  14. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    Being a gay guy who doesn't get girls.....with a toaster.

     
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  15. Ged

    Ged Tits and Thigh Man.

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    Mental Orgasms From Watching My Wife With A Toaster
     
  16. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Cosmic Microwave Toaster

    My microwave toaster is cosmic,
    A reactionless drive that violates,
    Newton's third law of motion,
    Producing thrust in a vacuum.
    Without requiring any lubricants,
    Or any propellant spit out the back.
    And lending entirely new meaning,
    To sex under the moon and stars.
    And, "Try, there is no try!"
    "Feel the force Luke!"
    "Do or do not!"​
     
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  17. Song of the South

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    Debating how best to toast my bread (in a toaster, or....)

    [​IMG]
     
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  18. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Stoned Philosophers

    The Philosopher's Stone is recognized,
    As the only way to transmute any material,
    Transforming not only elemental lead into gold,
    But, the plainest water, into the finest wine,
    Stones into the loaves of freshly baked bread,
    Using wine and bread to make the perfect toast!
    By transmuting the essential elements themselves.
    For nothing from nothing ain't nothing in Wonderland!
    Ya gotta have something, if you wanna dance with me!​
     
  19. Pete's Draggin'

    Pete's Draggin' Visitor

    Wool can never play by the rules ......with a toaster
     
  20. wooleeheron

    wooleeheron Brain Damaged Lifetime Supporter

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    Its a talking toaster!
     
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